Humor for the day.

What computer is the best singer?


A Dell.

Dom Dimaggio

In 1950 led the AL in stolen bases with----15.

"Frozen" humor.

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will Let It Go!!

One time I heard Cruz was called a whack-a-doodle.

Was that a case of ESPN. Just asking??

Humor for the day.

Judge: where is your client?

Lawyer: he is in a penny.

Judge: What?

Lawyer: He is in a cent!!

Humor for the day

A friend of mine just got fired from a high stress job. He worked in an Origami factory. Apparently, he could not fold under pressure.

Humor for the Day.

Ego and Superego walk into a bar. The bartender says "I need to see ID."

California on fire, southeast Texas flooded, Cat 5 hurricane

bearing down on the Gulf Coast, and nuclear saber missile rattling. Despite this, the greatest threat to our nation is 800,000 employed young people. Drumpt can't even make the announcement himself. He has to send out the KKK- Klan Keebler Known.

The Arizona Diamondbacks are the the only MLB franchise to have:

A 20 strikeout 9 inning pitched game.

A Perfect Game.

And a player to hit 4 home runs in a single game.

J.D. Martinez hits 4 home runs in a single game against the Dodgers.