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September 24, 2021

Sofa recount.

I was sure my sofa had robbed me of at least five dollars in change. I conducted a hand recount of my cushions. Found a nickel.

Consulting with the Pillow guy about a cushion/pillow conspiracy.

Moving on to living room chairs.

The big lie, lay, laid, oh whatever, lives.

September 23, 2021

AZ BS Fraudit "report" to be released tomorrow.

Media should have only one demand when they present all their findings.

Immediately release all your methods and means for your findings. All your findings should be able to be replicated by another agency.

WILL NEVER HAPPEN.

These MAGA fraudsters have bought up all the Magic 8Balls and Ouija Boards in the State.

September 23, 2021

Given the latest MAGA Vaccine

“theories” is it possible, the next time I visit a urologist, they will ask when did you last consume Thousand Island dressing.

Just wondering.

September 23, 2021

Laugh while waiting in line.

Once I was in a grocery store line. The person in front of me was having their items scanned. The cashier reached for a greeting card and scanned it. Then, she opened the card and began reading. It was one of those racy anniversary cards.

There was a run on blush by the customer.

Chutzpah was fully available by cashier.

September 22, 2021

Let us recall

Rethugs in the past 20 years:

-Asleep at the switch on 9/11.

-Lied us into Iraq.

-Wrecked the economy in 2008.

-Opposed Obamacare.

-Ran on Birther racism.

-Elected a Racist beholden to Putin.

-Undermined election laws.

-Stole SCOTUS seats.

-Attacked the Capitol.

Not a complete list. Wreckage is everywhere.


September 21, 2021

They will do it.

MAGA attacked the Capitol. Make no mistake they will use the Debt Ceiling Bomb to bring down the economy.

MAGA believes it will sink Biden for good.

Stochastic terrorists.

September 21, 2021

Noted on MSNBC

2 Republican Presidents, who failed to win the popular vote, appointed 5 Supreme Justices.

Minority Tyranny.

September 19, 2021

Governor Tombstones in MAGA states have

brought us the fabled Death Panels. (but not for their vaccinated families.)

Rationed care in a land awash with vaccines is like people choking down sand while standing in an oasis.

September 18, 2021

Does the lack of MAGA goons at

the Klan rally mean they support social distancing?

Finally.

September 15, 2021

Grimm Reaper MAGA Guv Doozy of AZ

1 out every 375 residents of AZ has been killed by COVID since the onset of the pandemic.

Hey MAGA Duzey, audit the graveyards you vile POS.

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