June 19, 2016

Happy Father's Day: Dad Humor

Why do bikes fall over when parked on a hill?

A: Because they are two-tired.

June 18, 2016

If anyone cares, a good name for a new pet fish:

James Pond

June 17, 2016

Baseball Trivia for the day: Only one player in MLB history has 500 hits for 4 different teams?

Rusty Staub.

June 13, 2016

Guv Christie reduced to Drumpt's Manservant/Fetching his McDonald's Orders

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-chris-christie-manservant-mcdonalds
snip:
Chris Christie, the sitting governor of New Jersey, has been diminished to an errand boy for Donald Trump’s campaign, according to a New Yorker report published online on Monday.

“[Christie] has transformed himself into a sort of manservant, who is constantly with Trump at events,” Ryan Lizza wrote in the magazine’s June 20 issue. Lizza also said one anonymous Republican source told him a friend on Trump’s campaign “used Snapchat to send him a video of Christie fetching Trump’s McDonald’s order.”

From blocking bridges to blocking arteries. Christie is a disgrace.

June 11, 2016

Inappropriate and uncaring selfie

I was in a museum yesterday showing an exhibit of a truly tragic human event. People across from me positioned themselves so that this depiction was in the background with them in the front sporting shit-eating grins for a group selfie.

Selfies are a plague. The sticks made it much worse.

June 9, 2016

Reich Wing hero Raygun would endorse Drumpt

Raygun was a failed movie and tv actor who destroyed unions, tripled the National Debt, employed racist themes by calling anyone on public assistance a "welfare queen," sold weapons to a terrorist state in order to finance an illegal war and did all of this under the guidance of his wife's astrologer.

Raygun begat Drumpt. I'm sure Don the Con is a huuuuuge fan.

June 9, 2016

ITS TIME TO MAKE AMERICA FLATUATE AGAIN.

Goes with taking a big Drumpt.

June 9, 2016

The reason the Reich Wing will not denounce Drumpt.

Because he supports their positions. Really simple.

The only problem for the rethugs is he dropped the dog whistle and picked up the foghorn.

June 7, 2016

When President Obama spoke the truth the Rethug yelled "you lie", when nominee tRump spews

racist lies the Reich Wing say "it came out of left field."

June 3, 2016

SINO

Rethug name for reluctant endorsement of tRump. Stands for Support In Name Only.

Sorry Rethugs you put on tRump's shit suit and you wear all of it. Forever.