October 10, 2013

Koch Roaches scurry for the corner

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/10/09/obamacare-fight-gets-too-hot-for-kochs-were-not-backing-gops-shutdown-tactics/

snip"
As the government shutdown moved into the ninth day on Wednesday, even conservative billionaire brothers Charles and David Koch appeared to be abandoning Republican lawmakers who were trying to use the tactic to derail the president’s health care law.

The Koch Roaches run when the light is turned on.

October 9, 2013

Teabag full of flaming dog crap

Teabaggers lit their shitty selves on fire and threw said bag on the porches of Congress and the White House. These flaming bags of crap then expected the Dems to put the fire out and subsequently, shitty their pants and shoes. Sorry, Boner you have to do the stomp and get shitty. Wipe that dog shit off your wing tips with one of Cruz' ties.

October 9, 2013

Yep, the full crazy is on

http://www.businessinsider.com/wall-street-doesnt-get-the-tea-party-2013-10

snip:
We talked to Tea Party stalwarts last night, and tried to make our best arguments. "Don't you realize the Republicans could lose the House in 2014?" We don't care, they said. "Don't you worry about a catastrophic reaction in the financial markets?" We don't care, they said. "Don't you worry that the Democrats will aggressively play the Social Security card with seniors?" We don't care, they said.

The true movie would be called, "Frankenteabagger Strangles His Creator."

October 9, 2013

Unconditional Surrender Boner

If, as Boner speaks, passing a clean CR to fund the government is Unconditional Surrender then:

Hey, fireman stop putting out fires.

Hey, Air Traffic Controllers get out of those towers.

Hey, Elmers Glue stopping holding my broken cup together.

Hey, MGM lion quit roaring at the beginning of the movie.

Hey, Samantha stop twitching your nose.

Hey, Gilligan stop wrecking the Professor's plans to get off the island.

Hey, Teabaggers and Boner, stop promoting Sedition.

October 8, 2013

Obama and Boner's Remarks Today

The President spoke for over an hour and took many questions from the press.

Boner spoke for 5 minutes and ran for the door after one question.

Apparently, the sequester has hit the Speaker's office, if only limiting his words.

In other news, crickets hosted a post-Boner remarks party.

October 4, 2013

Words I'm waiting for

To paraphrase the Orange Man: When is this over I am waiting for the President to say, "I got 100 percent of what I wanted."

October 1, 2013

Fundamental Fight

I think it is clear to us all this showdown between the Teathuggees and, essentially the rest of the country, comes down to this: the Teabaggers want to take the country to a place of everyone for himself, your own your own, if your broke it's solely your fault, if you get cancer you should have planned better versus a President who is trying to bring into our health care some, and by no means all, of those people who have lived and died in the shadows of bankruptcy and pain because they lack basic health care. Make no mistake, this Teabagger lot will wreck the economy with the debt ceiling to achieve their aims. Our resolve must be equal to their fanaticism.

I think it is no mistake that it is an African-American President who has moved some of our people to the front of the health care bus, where they have been denied a seat for decades. We must help the President, and those less fortunate in society, to fight, and never relinquish that seat.

Let's move forward with the spirit of Rosa.

September 30, 2013

Breaking Bag

Story of faux everyman Ivy leaguer named Ted Cruz who, along with his Bagger buddy Mike Lee, mixed up a slop of government stopping, health care hating, Fox news worshiping verbal vomitus that spewed forth to contaminate two houses of Congress. This contamination will require extensive renovation to both Houses beginning now and ending in 2014.

Note: Signs of Bagger addiction include: voting against your own economic self-interest, spelling protest signs badly, never turning off Faux news, having Rush Slimebaugh as your only radio preset, stating loudly that guvmint should stay out of your Medicare, sporting Support the Troops stickers on gas guzzling Escalades, and ruining Thanksgiving dinners for everyone with your incoherent, spit laden rants.

September 29, 2013

Rethugs booze while Washington Burns

The Teabaggers aren't teetotaling tonight.

These tweets give a whole new meaning to the Booze Cruz.

Just sayin.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/28/government-shutdown_n_4010592.html

September 28, 2013

Let's roll say the teabaggers

snip:

“The whole room: ‘Let’s vote!’” Congressman John Culberson of Texas recalled. “I said, like 9/11, ‘let’s roll!’”

...says the guys who are riding their legislation into the workings of government to destroy it.

TEABAGGER EQUALS TERRORIST




http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/09/28/1242103/-Shutting-down-the-government-is-just-like-9-11