You've suffered a humiliating and disappointing premature ejection.
You're losing your potency.
Your flaccid campaign fell flat.
We're pissed off and you're pissed on.
No longer will you give us the shaft.
No longer can you screw us.
Urine big trouble, dude.

We needed a word for this garbage. Here you go!

Next stop on the Trumpocalypse Tour, Rudy will be the opening act for a puppet show on Ryker's Island.

...are now optional. Joe should just appoint everybody he wants and move forward. Mitch can whine all he wants.

They thought they could own us; grabbed all they could steal
Now I slash in the shadows; you smash in the sun
The forces of darkness will regret what they've done.

Cue the "Pretend we're losing by 10 points! Crawl under a rock and die!" posts. Despair kills enthusiasm and stifles action. Rejoice, people. Take this encouragement and get yourself and everybody you trust, to the polls, in whatever form that takes in your state.

Do privatized prisons provide pre-existing protections?

He will find this question to be very pertinent.

I can't think of a more deserving person to get COVID, than Steven Goebbels Miller.

May he spend the rest of his days with miserable lingering aftereffects, sleeping on a concrete floor, eating moldy bread and drinking from a toilet.

Thanks to everybody turning out in 2019, we've flipped the legislature in VA, and early/absentee/mail voting is now legalized. For the first time in my long life, I was able to vote early. It was nerve-wracking to figure out all the processes and make sure I got every single detail right, but well worth the effort.