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jls4561

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February 27, 2020

I think Mike Pence and the faith based approach is the right way to go

First, inject the virus into faith based folks. The first group would be your money grubbing hypocrites like Franklin Graham and Jerry Falwell Jr. The second group would be money loving, Kool Aid drinking fuhrer followers, like Stephen Miller and Mike Pompeo.

After injection, subjects would be isolated for four weeks. The first group would receive no medical treatment, but they would receive thoughts and prayers. The control group would also receive no medical treatment, but they would NOT be offered thoughts and prayers.

Mike Pence would visit both groups in the quarantine area every other day. The next day he would report to the president. At no time would he wear protective gear, but he could drink bleach if he so desired. Should he happen to sneeze while reporting to the president, oh well.

To those of you think I might have borrowed this faith based approach from the publicans and sinners policy on mass shootings, you might be correct.

February 14, 2020

February 14th was my mom's birthday

So on DU, I got some hearts, gave some hearts and enjoyed the process. Thanks to my anonymous donors who gave me a heart. And to those who were given hearts: I hope you enjoyed them. Isn't it funny how a little bit of electronic stuff can make us feel better?

February 12, 2020

Thank you for the hearts!

The latest one just arrived.

February 8, 2020

Thank you for my Valentine heart!

I just mostly come here and post snarky comments.

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