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Thomas Hurt

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May 14, 2023

Found on Facebook:

A guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious.
So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser, and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says,
"Isn’t it terrible the way Biden stole the election?"

April 20, 2023

Musk rocketry failure today was the result of misinformation by CIA and zionist forces....

What really happened was the rocket hit the glass dome. Not going to Mars I guess.


January 5, 2023

Is McCarthy going to just keep taking this or what?

The trumper christofascists are up to what?

More concessions?
Want him to quit so they can nominate someone else once he is out of way?
Who? The Pig?
Is this just masturbatory/self indulgent attention seeking?
A new funding grift?

November 8, 2022

I voted this morning in TX. Voted for Beto of course. Fingers crossed.

Got there 15 minutes before polls opened. Very organized and orderly, I was done in 20 minutes.

An amusing aside: The guy in front of me in line had a hot sauce holster on his belt. Honest. The dude takes his condiments seriously.

September 1, 2022

So, what's everyone think. Is Judge Cannon incompetent or corrupt enough....

to back the Pig in this train wreck?

July 2, 2022

Do you think the various "vice" industries realize the threat

to their businesses from the christofascists.

I use "vice" in this comment from the christofascist POV.

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