I am making a full sized feast that usually feeds 20 for three people

I bought freezer safe sealed and sectioned plates for the leftovers. Ready made microwavable Turkey dinners all December!


I tried to scale it back for 3, but it was
goddamned depressing .

I am going to retreat into an illusory reality tomorrow., you guys have a great Thanksgiving. Always be the most thankful for the things that you miss the most.

After 4 years, the intelligence briefers

Don't have to hand out a coloring book and finger paints.


Man, I love the smell of finger paints. (Unrelated)

More idiocy. Grab your popcorn.

Steakumms!

More like Steakumms??? They did not survive 8 minutes in the air fryer at 325. Very dry, Sandy textured,vaguely beef flavored dust.
Fry em or deny em!

I know everyone wants payback

Can you imagine the info the intelligence services must have on this criminal administration? The spin cycle is ending
The wash is about to come out.

Before we get to the staid and boring Biden

Can Biden kick Trump in the nuts and yell You're fired, leave the island, and pack up your knives and go?

You are the.......weakest link!

My wife is going to kill me and I

deserve it. But it's so funny.

When she asks me to do something I don't want to do I go limp. Not playing dead, just limp and catatonic. She gets really strident and soon begins pulling at me. It is so hard not to laugh. I wish I wasn't so big. I believe she would have dragged my limp carcass all the way to the car today. Immature, I know. But she does it to me too but usually gives in faster.
If the timing is right and she does a particularly vigorous pull, I fart as loud as I can. Then I pretend to snap out of it and deny all knowledge of the incident. Then I do my chore

Didn't Trump's lackeys ever learn this lesson?

Trump demands "loyalty " but what he really wants is ass kissing.

AND YOU CAN'T RESPECT SOMEONE WHO KISSES YOUR FAT ASS!

They all deserve to be bus bait.

Democrats see in opponents what Democrats find despicable

Republicans see in opponents what Republicans are..

Someone clean this up for me please.

My squirrel dumplings are delicious..

The wild game has been great in southeast Ky this season. A huge hickory nut bounty has insured that the squirrels are fat and untainted by pine trees or even acorns. Squirrels have the texture of a chicken wing flat and the taste depends on what they eat. My deer this year was a good sized 160 pounds. I was able to donate 26lbs of ground version and twelve pounds of summer sausage. It has been a great year.