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Hyundai...What da fuck?

$35,000 for a new Sonata. So I starts reading the manual. Theres a section about a pump so's you can pump air into a deflated tire. But what about a blowout?

Manual? Nothing. So I call the dealer. Nope. There's no spare, not even a "donut.'

"Well, what if I get a blowout in the middle of Pennsylvania Tumpland?


And the sales rep doesn't even bother to tell me to buy a mounted spare.

So, off to Tire Rack.

BEWARE on your new car.

The next fraud story.... probably tomorrow, or Tuesday, or --- anyways,

It'll be about the guy in the counting room in Georgia. Ya see. he was spotted in a corner of the vote room. And the liberals...nah, lame stream media won't tell you about him. But my friend's neighbor saw him.

He had a bottle of White Out. And he was whiting out Trump/Pence and inking in Biden. But as soon as my friend's neighbor saw him, he put the stuff away with a sheepish grin.

Now this guy didn't get away with it. BUT go to your local Staples and see how many jars of WhiteOut are on the shelves.


Cataract lens.. improve night vision? Glare?

Starting to have trouble night driving with oncoming headlight glare.

---another good thing about getting rid of Orange Anus......

No more Kellyann .

Was he shot full of valium? He was was too sedate.

Wha'd'ya think?

New iMac. -- I can't get sound.

It was working up until two hours ago.

Mute is not enabled. Sound level on bottom of videos is at high.

Stepdaughter birthday gifted me with two joints she bought in Massachusetts and took back to N.J.

Around 11 pm, was on the patio singing to myself, "Everybody must get stoned."

Relax folks. Your prayers were re-directed to me ...............

Nobel prize for Hope Hicks? N.T

No more making fun of Jesus or his followers.

He answered my prayers so I'm holding up my part of the bargain.
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