Amy-Strange
Amy-Strange's JournalThe Top Ten reasons to wear a mask
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The Top Ten reasons to wear a mask are:
10) Think of all the money you'll save on toothpaste and mouthwash
9) They have cool ones that you can write on (!Trump NEEDS to GO!) and cool colors too
8) No one will ever be able to read your lips again
7) You don't have to smile and pretend you're happy anymore
6) It's Wednesday?
5) You can mumble dirty words and pretend someone else said them
4) What a relief it'll be to get home and take the damn thing off
3) Trump will make fun of you (that's a badge of honor to me)
2) All those security cameras are now worthless
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And the number one reason to wear a mask is (drumroll please):
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1) Because now, you'll know who all the good guys are!
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Top ten reasons why Trump hates scientist...
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10 - 1) because they couldn't fix his hair!
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I've got to read "The Stand" right now, and...
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see how this whole pandemic thing turns out.
Anyone else read it yet? Is it any good?
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Should a talking Cat advise the President?
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Not THIS President, but I'm working on it:
This story may seem unbelievable at first, a talking
Cat advising the President, Beth's ability to shoot
blindfolded, the Criminal's magic rope trick, that
the government is not always out to get you, true love,
the re-incarnation of Simon Templar, an invisible RV
and plane, the FBI being able to tolerate working
with these almost outlaws, and all those missing, but
before you're finished, you'll believe. Maybe not in
talking Cats, but that there really are good people
out there, hiding all around us, just waiting for
something good to believe in, and then act on it.
You might even be one of them!
The gal or guy in the next office, cubicle, seat on
the bus, plane or just walking by on the street
might be one too. They might be the most intolerable
person on the planet, but when it comes to crunch
time, and they see a kitten on the third floor of a
burning building, they will act.
There really are people out there like that, but the
hardest part is getting some of them together like I
did in this story.
READ Part 1 for FREE here:
ATOMadness.com
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