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jmowreader

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67. Tell me how this works

Sat Dec 23, 2017, 08:17 PM

Dec 2017

Is there a scorecard? If you're, say, a rebellious and lewd woman who smokes marijuana, enjoys watching the Mariners lose, and is a Jesus Mocking Atheist, are you more likely to go to hell than if you're just a homosexual astrologer?

Or do you only have to do one of those things to get into hell?

I gotta say, an eternity in the place of torment and damnation would be a lot more enjoyable than one spent with whoever made that banner. Besides, I read the Inferno and I seem to be bound for Limbo - the place where good people who weren't Christians get to go. It seems to be pretty nice there; lots of green fields and kittens, and no fundamentalist Christians.

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Warning! [View all] JimGinPA Dec 2017 OP

And a Merry Christmas too. Lint Head Dec 2017 #1

Yeah! If you like sports .... YOU WILL SUFFER IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! Kablooie Dec 2017 #2

My seat... TraceyNYY Dec 2017 #6

welcome to du gopiscrap Dec 2017 #74

Cleveland Browns fans.... Orange Free State Dec 2017 #22

Already made my reservation. democratisphere Dec 2017 #3

This is what happens when cbreezen Dec 2017 #4

The sinners are much more fun.... AJT Jan 2018 #76

From the Dept of Redundancy Dept... GReedDiamond Dec 2017 #5

What - no lewd men? colorado_ufo Dec 2017 #7

Men are not lewd. They are just men. Doreen Dec 2017 #14

Or rebellious or baby killing. Hmmmm.... Squinch Dec 2017 #27

Leave anybody out? dchill Dec 2017 #8

Catholics rpannier Dec 2017 #16

Hate Krishna car salespersons. dchill Dec 2017 #19

Forgot about them rpannier Dec 2017 #40

Don't forget 'bout 7 eleven clerks Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 2017 #73

They left out the guy who invented the leaf blower. N/t FSogol Dec 2017 #20

Darn, what full will hell be w/o lewd men, too? Laffy Kat Dec 2017 #9

probably lumped them in with sports nuts rpannier Dec 2017 #17

But, but... Sailor65x1 Dec 2017 #10

Finally, someone opened up on the astrologers ! eppur_se_muova Dec 2017 #11

I Know, Right... JimGinPA Dec 2017 #21

Hell will become ecological... syringis Dec 2017 #12

Sounds like my family reunion. JohnnyRingo Dec 2017 #13

Hello JohnnyRingo syringis Dec 2017 #15

im in the nosebleed seats . AllaN01Bear Dec 2017 #18

So it turns out Turbineguy Dec 2017 #23

I believe this is a NYC subway wall. annabanana Dec 2017 #24

Yes, it is. Ligyron Dec 2017 #66

That's so Christian! PJMcK Dec 2017 #25

Sounds a lot like Trump, actually. n/t dixiegrrrrl Dec 2017 #69

No wonder the NFL ratings are down underpants Dec 2017 #26

The MAGA people and Radical Religious Right HopeAgain Dec 2017 #28

sounds like a party to me! where are all the guys? samnsara Dec 2017 #29

Mimes. They forgot the mimes. And the Hillsboro Baptists. marble falls Dec 2017 #30

O.M.G. ! The mimes ! Of course ! eppur_se_muova Dec 2017 #41

They stand on their 5th Amendment rights. marble falls Dec 2017 #48

I will be in good company then. Throck Dec 2017 #31

How many here checked more than one box? I sure did rurallib Dec 2017 #32

Good girls go to heaven...Bad girls WhiteTara Dec 2017 #33

What about 2naSalit Dec 2017 #34

I see this heaven goer has the same problem with packing tape I do. rzemanfl Dec 2017 #35

Fuckin' party pooper. . . DinahMoeHum Dec 2017 #36

I'll be in good comany, then. GoCubsGo Dec 2017 #37

No stop signs, speed limits, NotASurfer Dec 2017 #38

'Sports Nuts' is that a snack???? spanone Dec 2017 #39

Welp, guess I'll see you all in hell. n/t LuckyCharms Dec 2017 #42

Wow, I am 5 out of 11 of those! mreilly Dec 2017 #43

Im 7 out of 11 mountain grammy Dec 2017 #65

shaking my head D_Master81 Dec 2017 #44

A couple guys holding a similar sign were at the Women's March DC mcar Dec 2017 #45

If we're MORE THAN ONE of those things... NurseJackie Dec 2017 #46

I'm not a single one of those things... I feel left out. ck4829 Dec 2017 #47

Sports nuts ? left-of-center2012 Dec 2017 #49

Someone has a fear of women. n/t AwakeAtLast Dec 2017 #50

Hell sounds like a good time party!!! Gotta get our tickets!!! n/t RKP5637 Dec 2017 #51

P.S. "God is Love" Or so you guys like to say. n/t Binkie The Clown Dec 2017 #52

It discriminates against lewd men. Alice11111 Dec 2017 #53

They got me on five.... irisblue Dec 2017 #54

I Got Six Leith Dec 2017 #63

You left out hypocrites, you hypocritical fuckhead. nm Ferrets are Cool Dec 2017 #55

So much love! Generic Brad Dec 2017 #56

AND women! shanti Dec 2017 #57

Sign me up! MrScorpio Dec 2017 #58

not many are going to heaven hahaha! nt steve2470 Dec 2017 #59

F**k me. lpbk2713 Dec 2017 #60

Where is from and who is posting the sign? JDC Dec 2017 #61

"su nioj su nioj su nioj su nioj......" johnp3907 Dec 2017 #62

Theres a baby that kills women?! Codeine Dec 2017 #64

Tell me how this works jmowreader Dec 2017 #67

How about REDHEADED rebellious women?? raven mad Dec 2017 #68

I'm kinda with them about the astrologers. Captain Stern Dec 2017 #70

Already going to hell. Now I'm trying to get good seats near the band. NightWatcher Dec 2017 #71

Damn!!!! Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 2017 #72

It does, huh? ck4829 Jan 2018 #75

The last meme GallopingGhost Jan 2018 #77

Gee, I finally made the top list in a number of categories! RKP5637 Jan 2018 #78

Hmmmm, no problem with pedophiles..... AJT Jan 2018 #79

They left out the Turbineguy Jan 2018 #80

The sinners have much more fun....!! Do you know where this was taken...looks like a Kirk Lover Jan 2018 #81

Their compassion is showing. Nt NCTraveler Jan 2018 #82

6 out of 11: I need to try harder. lindysalsagal Jan 2018 #83