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thegoose

(3,115 posts) Sun Jan 28, 2018, 07:23 PM Jan 2018

How coked up will Snorty McDouchebag be on Tuesday? [View all]

I predict he'll be tweaked to the max, snorting away like a brahma bull. Because if he just reads written words, he'll be all glum and pouty. There's asshole Dump and there's...well...bigger asshole Dump.

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How coked up will Snorty McDouchebag be on Tuesday? [View all] thegoose Jan 2018 OP

Sniffle city. Snort fest. C_U_L8R Jan 2018 #1

Snorty McDouchebag... Different Drummer Jan 2018 #2

They'll blame it on loose dentures... but I believe he doesn't even wear dentures. NurseJackie Jan 2018 #3

That's right thegoose Jan 2018 #12

I really hope he snorts a whole bag. IluvPitties Jan 2018 #4

I don't think he uses. He's that way all by himself. The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2018 #5

Xanax can cause a runny nose. Also slurring and dry mouth JDC Jan 2018 #6

Past his bedtime, won't be able to watch Hannity, maybe have his burgers cut for the night rurallib Jan 2018 #7

Rec # 10, for Snorty McDouchebag. nt Mc Mike Jan 2018 #8

I'm just hoping he goes off script and finally goes so far off the deep end dflprincess Jan 2018 #9

lol - I thought about that too. I hope he has a complete break with reality OhioBlue Jan 2018 #11

I think he snorts an ADHD med that is prescribed to take in pill form Abu Pepe Jan 2018 #10

You know he's going to need a drink of water too NightWatcher Jan 2018 #13

Tiny hands! thegoose Jan 2018 #14