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shockey80

(4,379 posts) Sun Mar 4, 2018, 10:32 AM Mar 2018

The new Clint Eastwood movie, Its called Dirty Teacher. [View all]

Clint Eastwood stars as a teacher who packs a 44 magnum. A lunatic storms his classroom with a military assault rifle. The teacher stops writing on the blackboard and draws his 44 magnum. He calmly aims with one hand and shoots the lunatic right between the eyes. He then resumes writing on the blackboard like nothing ever happened.

This movie will convince the American people that arming teachers is a great idea. After all, the American people believe life is just the movies.

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The new Clint Eastwood movie, Its called Dirty Teacher. [View all] shockey80 Mar 2018 OP

Just what we DON'T NEED!!!!!!! bluestarone Mar 2018 #1

You know what would "make my day"? Ohiogal Mar 2018 #2

This is a joke right?? A Borowitz article, the Onion?? a kennedy Mar 2018 #3

It is sarcasm. After Eastwood's disgracefull anti-Obama skit, and his bullshit defense of trump, I still_one Mar 2018 #5

Whew.......thanks, I didnt see the sarcasm thingy. a kennedy Mar 2018 #8

Its a joke post but Eastwood would probably shoot all the chairs thinking they were Obama. BSdetect Mar 2018 #4

He didnt put the sarcasm tag, and it is plausible which makes it more difficult to distinguish still_one Mar 2018 #9

Well, his movie "Sully" was a total right wing thucythucy Mar 2018 #6

That would certainly explain a lot Fla_Democrat Mar 2018 #7