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Hassin Bin Sober

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27. Maybe she is just relieved hair doesnt smell like matted down parts of skunk-ass, Grecian formula,

Reply to machoneman (Original post)

Mon Apr 23, 2018, 05:35 AM

Apr 2018

... and industrial glue.

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So, what did our last real President say to Melania to make her smile? List your guesses.... [View all] machoneman Apr 2018 OP

He was listing hiding places in the WH where she could bury the body..nt monmouth4 Apr 2018 #1

We left weapons-grade Chicago cockroaches in the kitchen, and... KY_EnviroGuy Apr 2018 #2

"So what's Lard Ass doing today?" Ohiogal Apr 2018 #3

"He*s squandering another $3 million of taxpayer money goofing off. As usual." - Malania (R) Achilleaze Apr 2018 #7

He told her "for a laugh,knock on the bathroom door and yell FBI!" NightWatcher Apr 2018 #4

Who can top this? malaise Apr 2018 #6

Okay PatSeg Apr 2018 #8

Better than SayItLoud Apr 2018 #9

OMG, that would be hilarious! smirkymonkey Apr 2018 #10

ROFL! I can't top that! Rhiannon12866 Apr 2018 #28

"You are just a bucket or two of KFC away from being free!" Kaleva Apr 2018 #5

+1. "Feed him more" dalton99a Apr 2018 #11

What do think of the size of these hands? ornotna Apr 2018 #12

"I bet you are glad to be here on your own without your idiotic husband" USALiberal Apr 2018 #13

"When he says Michael Cohen definitely isn't flipping, I was wondering if you guys knew another grantcart Apr 2018 #14

Is everything else as short as his fingers ? Trust Buster Apr 2018 #15

Are you still a birther? nt jrthin Apr 2018 #16

fwiw, "tighty" whities shanny Apr 2018 #17

Thx! Fixed it..... machoneman Apr 2018 #20

Enjoying your day in the sun, away from the vulgar HOG? n/t Greybnk48 Apr 2018 #18

O: You know your husband is going to jail, right. Melania: Yes, I know, isn't it great. Hoyt Apr 2018 #19

Don't worry. KFC will do it's job lame54 Apr 2018 #21

Malia told me. You better not be wearing that to my school blake2012 Apr 2018 #22

He will die in prison along with Jarvanka, Uday & Ursay Books_Tea_Alone Apr 2018 #23

It'll be over soon, and you come over to dinner, okay? raven mad Apr 2018 #24

He told her, "Michelle and I still have your back. GoCubsGo Apr 2018 #30

What an extraordinary photograph! longship Apr 2018 #32

"Impeachment is coming." area51 Apr 2018 #25

"I !left the choom in the top drawer of the desk in the oval office. tirebiter Apr 2018 #26

Maybe she is just relieved hair doesnt smell like matted down parts of skunk-ass, Grecian formula, Hassin Bin Sober Apr 2018 #27

Where's Donald? Are his bone spurs acting up again? TheBlackAdder Apr 2018 #29

If Cohen handles the divorce u will get everything dembotoz Apr 2018 #31

Having fun yet? honest.abe Apr 2018 #33

"Hello Melania, how are you today, you and Barron adjusting to living in the White House?" etc... Tarc Apr 2018 #34

I Saw A Tweet Yesterday With The Greatest Caption Ever For This Photo ChoppinBroccoli Apr 2018 #35

"The CIA told me that they have found out that COLGATE4 Apr 2018 #36

I'll bet he gets on his knees and begs to have sex with you. Dyedinthewoolliberal Apr 2018 #37

" Do those GOLDEN SHOWERS thing bother you ?" Rustyeye77 Apr 2018 #38

They simply showed her respect and spoke to her as if she were FLOTUS. nt NCTraveler Apr 2018 #39