There has to be more than just a pee tape

[patty_bateman]

24. I have some thoughts

Apologies in advance for the vulgarity in advance.

If I were Putin, I would give him a "gift" that he could not get any other place in the free world. So my first thought on this is that Putin created several Ivanka look-alikes at various ages using plastic surgery ala LA Confidential. I think that some of the Ivankas were underaged, of course.

Then I thought "what is so outlandish that it would break the heads of the right?" and I came up with (sorry, sorry, sorry): Naked Trump, who is actually a Russian citizen, begs Putin for something/money/mercy while room of clothed Russian Oligarchs watch laughing. Putin has some other man {think Ned Beatty in Deliverance} Trump while Trump cries/begs. For good measure, Putin urinates on Trump. A variation would be Trump as into it. Again, I am sorry for this image.

Having said my apologies for the horror above, this scenario hits all the things that the right cannot handle: weakness, losing, begging, men crying, humiliation, gayness, submission and so on. It can't be spun into anything better, dismissed, unseen or forgiven by the majority of MAGA's.

Another theory is whatever story you see published by the National Enquirer about any Clinton or Obama, just replace Clinton + Obama with Trump. Has anyone checked to see if Trump owns a Pizza place with a basement? Or if Melaria is actually a man? Asking for a friend.

Of course, Trump is also laundering money, cheating on his wife, a cheap mobster and rapey, grifting traitor to our country, too. But hell, who doesn't have a tape of that?