Time to Clean Out the White House Litterbox... [View all]
This morning, as I was performing a nasty task, namely the complete change-out of all litter in the two cat litter boxes in the basement, I was reminded immediately of Donald Trump and those in his administration. The smell of ammonia and feces was toxic, even though I regularly scoop out the litter boxes on a daily basis. This time, as I do once every couple of months, it all went out and the trays were thoroughly washed before being refilled with 100% fresh litter. Double-bagged and sealed, it all went upstairs and got put in the wheely-bin for the garbage man to pick up.
Cleaning out the feces and pee from the White House will take more than a couple of large kitchen trash bags. It will require multiple garbage trucks to finally remove all the corruption and waste that has accumulated therein.
Nevertheless, I eagerly volunteer for the job. I have my slotted scoop, my scraper, and my cleaning supplies at the ready. I will put the entire administration in extra-large trash bags and wheel them all to the curb on Pennsylvania Avenue for pick-up. Then, I will be happy to wash down the interior of the building with industrial strength cleansers to make it ready for a new, Democratic administration.
I'd welcome any volunteers to assist in the job. You'll need old clothing you can discard, a gas mask, and waste disposal tools.
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