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ProudLib72

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16. Dear MM, please see attached cover letter submitted in application for the position of WH cleaner

Thu Aug 23, 2018, 06:24 PM

Aug 2018

I had to cat sit for a former boss. She was, literally, a crazy cat lady who kept between twelve and fifteen "rescued" cats at any one time. She was on vacation for a few weeks. Her son was supposed to attend to the cats for the first two weeks, and I was to take over for the final week. Well, on my first day cat sitting, I discovered the son had not cleaned the litter boxes. There were four of them, and each was overflowing. Guess who got to clean those litter boxes. That's right, the thankless task fell to yours truly because I actually felt bad for those cats having to tread through mounds of crap and pee.

Thank you for your consideration,

ProudLib

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Time to Clean Out the White House Litterbox... [View all] MineralMan Aug 2018 OP

The White House litter box probably smells like it's used by a pride of lions The Velveteen Ocelot Aug 2018 #1

Indeed. A pride of lions with digestive problems. MineralMan Aug 2018 #2

Lions that ate Steve Bannon. The Velveteen Ocelot Aug 2018 #3

That would require a tear-down and complete rebuild. MineralMan Aug 2018 #5

The WHite House will need to be FUMIGATED..... ProudMNDemocrat Aug 2018 #4

An exorcism will be needed. The Velveteen Ocelot Aug 2018 #7

Here ya go! Nevilledog Aug 2018 #6

Nice! MineralMan Aug 2018 #9

what a great use for Trump's image crazycatlady Aug 2018 #17

It's going to take an acre or two of sage to smudge all the bad vibes out. fierywoman Aug 2018 #8

+1! 2naSalit Aug 2018 #11

Raze the building and salt the earth. The Velveteen Ocelot Aug 2018 #12

Thank you for my first LOL for the day! fierywoman Aug 2018 #13

And Trump's waste don't clump Blue Owl Aug 2018 #10

Dogs like to eat litterbox turds. Remember the line, "This is a good place for a Stick Up?" TheBlackAdder Aug 2018 #14

There's no litter box in the WH crazycatlady Aug 2018 #15

Dear MM, please see attached cover letter submitted in application for the position of WH cleaner ProudLib72 Aug 2018 #16

Good qualifications, but the toxicity of the current WH The Velveteen Ocelot Aug 2018 #18