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JHan

(10,173 posts) Wed Sep 5, 2018, 09:38 PM Sep 2018

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Nike: How to Burn Our Products Safely [View all]

Nike's Field of Fucks is barren.

(still verifying if this is really from the company)

(I hope they really did ......if so it's monumentally hilarious)

(If not, it's still funny... and Sage advice for Right Wing Nutjobs)

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Nike: How to Burn Our Products Safely [View all] JHan Sep 2018 OP

And conservative snowflakes should always remember guillaumeb Sep 2018 #1

lololol JHan Sep 2018 #6

😆 sprinkleeninow Sep 2018 #23

K&R... spanone Sep 2018 #2

No more to give! Ilsa Sep 2018 #3

Always fart away rom the fire with a mindfulness of wind direction dameatball Sep 2018 #4

That is hilarious. Nt BootinUp Sep 2018 #5

Photoshop? Please be true🙏🙏🙏 Source? Thx irisblue Sep 2018 #7

Usually I'm more thorough about these things, a friend just whatsapped me this. JHan Sep 2018 #9

That was beautiful. Solly Mack Sep 2018 #8

Brilliant! Cha Sep 2018 #10

Lol... Grassy Knoll Sep 2018 #14

Nice yard asshole...... JPK Sep 2018 #15

He's not an asshole. whopis01 Sep 2018 #37

Oooops. My bad. JPK Sep 2018 #39

Or his good - he was convincing at least. n/t whopis01 Sep 2018 #40

Brent only made one little mistake when he made this jmowreader Sep 2018 #17

Yes. Oh yes! AwakeAtLast Sep 2018 #35

Brent cracks me up. I expect him to do a parody of all this... JHan Sep 2018 #19

Come on, that has to be satire. kacekwl Sep 2018 #22

Brent is a comedian. His shtick is making fun of "rednecks" ;) JHan Sep 2018 #32

I hope Trojan puts Kapernick's image on their condoms!...... lastlib Sep 2018 #26

The Redneck Liberal, right? bobbieinok Sep 2018 #30

No, they're two separate people.. Cha Sep 2018 #33

But they're both funny as hell! n/t kag Sep 2018 #41

Precisely, kag! I thought of Redneck Liberal immediately Cha Sep 2018 #44

total violation of the flag code , but dont bother them with facts. AllaN01Bear Sep 2018 #31

It's satire Cha Sep 2018 #34

LOL Scurrilous Sep 2018 #11

don't try this in michigan elmac Sep 2018 #12

Bwahahahahahaha sheshe2 Sep 2018 #13

Love It! dlk Sep 2018 #16

This is great! calimary Sep 2018 #18

Burn them on the seat of your Harley - gas cap off. keithbvadu2 Sep 2018 #20

Seems official. SCVDem Sep 2018 #21

Dangerous in wildfire areas - PLEASE no open flames outside. Liberty Belle Sep 2018 #24

Buy your Nike fuel at Dick's Sporting Goods. rickford66 Sep 2018 #25

A friend texted this to me about an hour ago underpants Sep 2018 #27

You'll get a brighter fire if you burn more purchased items Blue Owl Sep 2018 #28

Ignore the second tip ToTheStreets Sep 2018 #29

I'd have a hard time parting with those red pumps, though. Haggis for Breakfast Sep 2018 #36

Very useful! jimlup Sep 2018 #38

Even if it's a gag, it ought to be true! VOX Sep 2018 #42

right! It wins either way lol. JHan Sep 2018 #43

Navy Seal Who Killed Osama Bin Laden Has No Issues With Colin Kaepernick Cha Sep 2018 #45

++++Many in Service feel the same. JHan Sep 2018 #46

This Should carry a Lot of Weight! Cha Sep 2018 #47