· "Who does she think she is?" Strangers react to Ann Romney's Marie Antoinette act

[sofa king]

111. A guy walks into a talent agency...

... and he tells the agent, "you've got to see this act I've put together...."

...

By the end of it, he's thrown his own feces all around the room, the IRS is breathing down his neck, he and his dog and his wife and her horse and Paul Ryan are covered from head to toe in lies and bullshit, and they're all having sex with each other over the corpse of someone's dead grandmother while shooting black teenagers and stringing up women for having their periods, and it all ends with him upending every shocked observer in the room, stealing their wallets, and spending the money on a war with an insane nuclear power.

"Well that's a hell of a thing," says the agent. "What do you call that act?"

The guy smiles at the agent and snaps his finger with a flourish. "Romney for President!"