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Dem2theMax

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100. That was one of my favorite threads of all time.

Wed Feb 6, 2019, 11:27 PM

Feb 2019

To this day, I can still laugh about it so hard that I get tears in my eyes.

All of the priceless threads should be put in a special forum, so that we can find them and reminisce from time to time.

Thank goodness that we have a lot of funny people on this board. They get us through the hard times! Whether they mean to or not. (Olive Garden.)

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I would rather {blank} than watch the State of the Union Address [View all] imavoter Feb 2019 OP

Stream fun games on my Twitch channel! n/t Scoopster Feb 2019 #1

Have some "executive time" csziggy Feb 2019 #2

I would rather Funtatlaguy Feb 2019 #3

Owwieeeeee! MLAA Feb 2019 #9

Clean up the dog poo in the backyard. Ohiogal Feb 2019 #4

This, but get the red out Feb 2019 #27

I would rather be tied to a stake then watch a hateful Trump spew forth his lies! BlueJac Feb 2019 #5

I would rather try to Polly Hennessey Feb 2019 #6

I'd rather listen to an endless loop, at 140 decibels ... mr_lebowski Feb 2019 #7

+1 2naSalit Feb 2019 #19

Try to figure out how to be sure to capture the Democratic follow up.... LAS14 Feb 2019 #8

Pull weeds, iron sheets and sort out the file cabinet. Tikki Feb 2019 #10

Have a root canal without anaesthetic. Liberty Belle Feb 2019 #11

Watch An Obama SOTU rerun California_Republic Feb 2019 #12

I'd rather eat cornflake-crusted chicken at Olive Garden. nt JustABozoOnThisBus Feb 2019 #13

You're an oldtimer! Sanity Claws Feb 2019 #29

I almost made a Times Square Olive Garden joke a few days ago Dem2theMax Feb 2019 #60

Don't forget jmowreader Feb 2019 #38

And listening for the door buzzard. nt JustABozoOnThisBus Feb 2019 #42

And Don't tutch the but. Dem2theMax Feb 2019 #63

old school references imavoter Feb 2019 #99

That was one of my favorite threads of all time. Dem2theMax Feb 2019 #100

+1 imavoter Feb 2019 #106

Uh I thought "cornflakes" were banned on DU underpants Feb 2019 #77

No no no to that. murielm99 Feb 2019 #96

I don't know if Kudzu is safer, but it's going places. nt JustABozoOnThisBus Feb 2019 #97

Clean the toilets. Cook a meal. Nay Feb 2019 #14

Clean Faux pas Feb 2019 #15

dust all my thousands nocoincidences Feb 2019 #16

Anything. gibraltar72 Feb 2019 #17

Pour lava into my ass through an un-lubricated funnel. LuckyCharms Feb 2019 #18

I thought they closed that S&M club in Brooklyn. Funtatlaguy Feb 2019 #30

But what does a deli sandwich have to do with this? LuckyCharms Feb 2019 #32

You lost me in your deli funnel. Funtatlaguy Feb 2019 #37

"There's always time for lubricant!" CTAtheist Feb 2019 #67

I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches JuJuYoshida Feb 2019 #20

go to the DMV crazycatlady Feb 2019 #21

Stand in the post office line for 2 hours.... lindysalsagal Feb 2019 #48

see that I don't mind crazycatlady Feb 2019 #71

Stolen from Sam Malone on Cheers gratuitous Feb 2019 #22

I would rather Bettie Feb 2019 #23

-Be buried up to my neck in fire ants at an Eagles reunion concert Sugar Smack Feb 2019 #24

I HATE the fucking Eagles, man! mr_lebowski Feb 2019 #25

Here's a whole list! markbark Feb 2019 #26

glad SOMEONE got it! lol JuJuYoshida Feb 2019 #41

be stuck in morning rush hour traffic on the inbound Kennedy Terminally_Chill Feb 2019 #28

Have a root canal without drugs. redstatebluegirl Feb 2019 #31

I'd rather perform self administered rectal surgery without anesthetic. davsand Feb 2019 #33

Eat a bag of bees. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2019 #34

Be thrown naked into a Turkish prison. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2019 #35

Lance an infected hemorrhoid with a plastic party fork. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2019 #36

A PLASTIC fork? DFW Feb 2019 #40

SLEEP!! DFW Feb 2019 #39

Hot needles in my eye Hobo Feb 2019 #43

I'll have a Jamesons nightcap and head to sleep. cwydro Feb 2019 #44

Blank works. (n/t) Iggo Feb 2019 #45

Me too.... n/t blitzen Feb 2019 #46

I'd rather re-watch the Super Bowl eissa Feb 2019 #47

That's what I was going to write as well! FailureToCommunicate Feb 2019 #74

I'd rather watch Obama's best moments on video. LAS14 Feb 2019 #49

Watch Netflix bdamomma Feb 2019 #50

My usual response to questions like this: WhiskeyWulf Feb 2019 #51

thanks :) imavoter Feb 2019 #86

Watch a marathon of the Kardashians. Bleacher Creature Feb 2019 #52

Watch a holocaust movie........... joanbarnes Feb 2019 #53

I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney! moose65 Feb 2019 #54

Have a hemerhoidectomy without anesthesia Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Feb 2019 #55

Lawrence Welk Olafjoy Feb 2019 #56

Wax my scrotum n/t VWolf Feb 2019 #57

Snot enid602 Feb 2019 #58

I would rather watch a Joe Don Baker movie marathon. n/t Different Drummer Feb 2019 #59

Have Sex Takket Feb 2019 #61

'watch a boring superbowl' milestogo Feb 2019 #62

Have pneumonia AND Sparkly Feb 2019 #64

Go Christmas fishing with Scott Peterson maxrandb Feb 2019 #65

Listen to the "1-877- Kars 4 Kids" song... kag Feb 2019 #66

I'd rather clean out my cats' litterbox barehanded meow2u3 Feb 2019 #68

Watching "Chopped" brandnewday2009 Feb 2019 #69

I'd rather... Chicago1980 Feb 2019 #70

I would rather have projectile vomiting bearssoapbox Feb 2019 #72

I would rather... Pluvious Feb 2019 #73

I Would Rather JGug1 Feb 2019 #75

Receive anal sex from a cactus LW1977 Feb 2019 #76

A friend of mine actually had one of these underpants Feb 2019 #78

Read one line threads on DU underpants Feb 2019 #79

Clean the toliet bowl incrusted with sh*t.. Stuart G Feb 2019 #80

Have my hand set on fire Best_man23 Feb 2019 #81

Dive head first haydukelives Feb 2019 #82

I can't beat the swimsuit scenario. LMAO at the thought, but LibDemAlways Feb 2019 #83

I've worked with kids... imavoter Feb 2019 #87

Well, the mere thought of anyone seeing me LibDemAlways Feb 2019 #88

ha ha... imavoter Feb 2019 #89

Saw my own head off. LudwigPastorius Feb 2019 #84

Watch Maroon 5's Superbowl half time show again bluedigger Feb 2019 #85

I would rather watch President Hillary Clinton's state of the union address. IrishEyes Feb 2019 #90

I agree n/t imavoter Feb 2019 #91

Rip out my teeth with a rusty pair of pliers Blarneyman Feb 2019 #92

Pluck my nose hair RainCaster Feb 2019 #93

turns out, 10 yr old Law and Order episodes. Not even the Chris Noth ones. librechik Feb 2019 #94

Shave my head The Wizard Feb 2019 #95

Perform a heart transplant on myself. tclambert Feb 2019 #98

kiss George Bush msdogi Feb 2019 #101

Read a book. akraven Feb 2019 #102

ALL of these were hilarious. Haggis for Breakfast Feb 2019 #103

Eat a cold Big Mac Blue Owl Feb 2019 #104

I watched some recorded shows Gothmog Feb 2019 #105