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31. If God votes, does His vote get counted on a Diebold machine?

Thu Aug 23, 2012, 04:14 PM

Aug 2012

Does He have a photo ID? Is He a US citizen? And a resident? Are we sure he's over 18? Have we seen His birth certificate?

I'm just a bit leery here, help me out.....

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BISHOPS: God VOTES Republican! [View all] Segami Aug 2012 OP

I'm sure the nuns on the bus fleur-de-lisa Aug 2012 #1

I strongly suspect that God would, too. GoCubsGo Aug 2012 #9

I would think God has a MAJOR BIG say on that statement. Maybe they should take heed on the coming Segami Aug 2012 #12

The age old problem. God may vote repub (even though he selected Obama), but Jesus was a liberal. Renew Deal Aug 2012 #2

Yeah, the most famous generational gap. nt nanabugg Aug 2012 #10

That should be interesting. Will he vote where they require a picture ID? Arkansas Granny Aug 2012 #3

Holier than thou hypocrites is what they are! benld74 Aug 2012 #4

No wonder they are against seperation of chirch and state still_one Aug 2012 #5

James Madison was right. Merging Church and State CORRUPTS BOTH!! Viva_Daddy Aug 2012 #6

Why does The All Mighty always send his flunkies to do his talking for him? Tierra_y_Libertad Aug 2012 #7

Strip their tax exemption. FSogol Aug 2012 #8

YES!! Segami Aug 2012 #14

Based on what? SickOfTheOnePct Aug 2012 #26

Campaigning for Romney? Involving themselves in partisan political battles? FSogol Aug 2012 #36

Clergy leading prayers at political conventions is nothing new SickOfTheOnePct Aug 2012 #45

I recommend you check with the IRS. Their analysis is different thant yours. FSogol Aug 2012 #48

You might want to take a look at the examples in the article SickOfTheOnePct Aug 2012 #52

Time to tax the church. sarcasmo Aug 2012 #58

Hear, hear! smirkymonkey Aug 2012 #63

If they want to get political, they pay. End of story. Initech Aug 2012 #65

Then I suggest you work with your elected reps SickOfTheOnePct Aug 2012 #66

So many "holy" hypocrites, hifiguy Aug 2012 #11

Guess what atreides1 Aug 2012 #13

Is God a US citizen? Where is his long form birth certificate? Cleita Aug 2012 #15

LOLOL!!!! Segami Aug 2012 #17

I Don't See Why RobinA Aug 2012 #30

good one! madrchsod Aug 2012 #41

He was born in Kenya, or close to it, Arugula Latte Aug 2012 #47

Good one! Cleita Aug 2012 #61

That's what I was wondering, and what state is he registered to vote in? smirkymonkey Aug 2012 #64

Careful Bishop, less you remind us some other stuff we don't like. nt nanabugg Aug 2012 #16

To my ears, that is Blasphemy. Motown_Johnny Aug 2012 #18

either way, it's only one vote qb Aug 2012 #19

I was raised a catholic riverbendviewgal Aug 2012 #20

Religion and Faith belong on opposite sides of the Divine Spectrum. Segami Aug 2012 #24

i like that. barbtries Aug 2012 #28

Its great that the GOP wants someone who paid pedophiles to coverup their crimes Fresh_Start Aug 2012 #21

I want to see God's photo ID! fifthoffive Aug 2012 #22

I think it is entirely appropriate for the repubs to have Dolan mysuzuki2 Aug 2012 #23

And this was decided before or after they conferred with him on where to hide Skidmore Aug 2012 #25

But Jesus votes Democrat. djean111 Aug 2012 #27

I like this answer! abolugi Aug 2012 #44

If the Bishops want to play then then should pay! Historic NY Aug 2012 #29

If God votes, does His vote get counted on a Diebold machine? lastlib Aug 2012 #31

THIS is why the socially-conscious nuns are hated by their male bosses. WinkyDink Aug 2012 #32

So they get a zero vote. 99Forever Aug 2012 #33

Not all the time, I'm pretty sure. Octafish Aug 2012 #34

Has anyone told God about voter fraud? chknltl Aug 2012 #35

The fascination with fascism continues jsr Aug 2012 #37

I want to see his picture ID. HopeHoops Aug 2012 #38

Oh no she doesn't! Blue Idaho Aug 2012 #39

meow2u3: conservative bishops are FALSE PROPHETS! meow2u3 Aug 2012 #40

Ugh! Disgusting! Bishops running with the money changers! Go Greed Over People! /nt MatthewStLouis Aug 2012 #42

we could have a christian/mormon bishop as the president of the united states? madrchsod Aug 2012 #43

We have a Christian as President of the United States now n/t SickOfTheOnePct Aug 2012 #46

He was talking about a bishop, which Obama isn't Any more straw men to erect? FSogol Aug 2012 #49

Not sure what your problem is SickOfTheOnePct Aug 2012 #62

+1 sarcasmo Aug 2012 #60

Thank God for Jesuits n/t warrprayer Aug 2012 #50

Pedophiles Inc. has spoken ! RagAss Aug 2012 #51

Fine, IRS, revoke all organized religion tax exemption Panasonic Aug 2012 #53

Anyone know where xxqqqzme Aug 2012 #54

Ruh-roh! Fire Walk With Me Aug 2012 #55

Why is republican jesus so full of rage? sarcasmo Aug 2012 #56

Can't damage the church more than ann--- Aug 2012 #57

he has no business representing any god... he's a political right wing dick-tator fascisthunter Aug 2012 #59

Is he going to give his personal endorsement to Todd Akin? Dawson Leery Aug 2012 #67

Hey Dolan! Tax the churches! muntrv Aug 2012 #68