Today's Internet? Don't even THINK of awarding it to ANYONE other than Mr. PATTON OSWALT.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

9. Like they said on the Netflix doc on him - his days in NYC - "He is the BEST

self-promoter that every existed."

Yet, to me, it ALL goes back to his dismantling of the press corps and traditional press conferences where a president stands up there and explains and answers hard questions. It's part of the job to answer to the American people. He never has to do that. It's an utter travesty and the press oddly lets him get away with it. You would think they'd be harping every day. If I was running CNN or MSNBC I'd have a clock ticker on the screen - "Days since the President had a proper press conference."