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Reply to Cousin Dupree (Reply #29)

Wed Sep 4, 2019, 12:14 PM

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So what happened to Trump's eye and forehead? [View all] Laura PourMeADrink Sep 2019 OP

Probably a fall. greymattermom Sep 2019 #1

This message was self-deleted by its author dalton99a Sep 2019 #10

Eating pretzels like Dubya? keithbvadu2 Sep 2019 #13

I always felt sorry for him about that Blue_playwright Sep 2019 #25

Wonder how many proof those pretzels were. keithbvadu2 Sep 2019 #39

He wear "lifts" in his shoes. Scarsdale Sep 2019 #35

Seriously? Ms. Toad Sep 2019 #49

Maybe the bone spurs Scarsdale Sep 2019 #51

Even when you first start wearing heels, Ms. Toad Sep 2019 #52

Tom cruise wears lifts, he doesn't lean over either. Mosby Sep 2019 #55

Tom Cruise is in shape happybird Sep 2019 #58

Even Traitor Tot's bone spurs are FAKE! OMGWTF Sep 2019 #54

My thought is the lean is an attempt to avoid having his belly lead the way JHB Sep 2019 #64

I wonder if he does that in hopes in makes him look less fat... Thomas Hurt Sep 2019 #71

That's my bet. Equivalent to what he does with his hair... JHB Sep 2019 #72

Someone said he stands like a centaur... Dave Starsky Sep 2019 #89

I believe I saw the same thread yesterday: JHB Sep 2019 #90

That's it! That's the thread I saw it on. Dave Starsky Sep 2019 #93

Except that it's the back half of the centaur that he embodies. nt tblue37 Sep 2019 #95

The fat stomach makes Trump True Blue American Sep 2019 #77

His weight observances him. nt tblue37 Sep 2019 #94

I think his condition is "anterior pelvic tilt" -- cannot, however, say what caused it diva77 Sep 2019 #99

I'm being serious--Alzheimers' patients fall quite a bit. CaptYossarian Sep 2019 #41

More likely Cartaphelius Sep 2019 #45

Fell asleep under the sun lamp? Baitball Blogger Sep 2019 #2

Maybe he had a little "work" done. Just a nip here, a tuck there, don'cha know? Glorfindel Sep 2019 #3

That was my first reaction.. Cha Sep 2019 #6

His eyes have "that look" don't they. Skin too tight, eyes off kilter. nt Laura PourMeADrink Sep 2019 #9

Frontal lobotomy dalton99a Sep 2019 #4

I don't think so PJMcK Sep 2019 #15

+1 dalton99a Sep 2019 #19

Probably got hit between the eyes with a golfball? kentuck Sep 2019 #5

Ha. Looks more like an abrasion. Flashback to falling off Laura PourMeADrink Sep 2019 #7

The next foursome probably complained about having to play over the supine body gratuitous Sep 2019 #40

don't care handmade34 Sep 2019 #8

I just want to know why he thinks that shade of orange is attractive... Moostache Sep 2019 #11

He saw "nuclear glow" in paint stores and he really liked that color dalton99a Sep 2019 #14

Maybe color blind, and thinks that shade of orange looks good Meadowoak Sep 2019 #18

You actually may have something there. Dave Starsky Sep 2019 #100

mad nazi scientist replaced his brains with a radioactive remote control DBoon Sep 2019 #12

As badly as I'd like to see MF45's eyes blackened... MontanaMama Sep 2019 #16

I would love to see him without his fake tan!!! LeftInTX Sep 2019 #36

Putin ate el burrito grande, then farted. TheCowsCameHome Sep 2019 #17

Cheated at golf and his fellow duffer whacked him... Wounded Bear Sep 2019 #20

Hematoma bucolic_frolic Sep 2019 #21

Stroke? peacefreak2.0 Sep 2019 #22

Just looks like he's drinking and/or snorting coke. No biggie. AtheistCrusader Sep 2019 #23

Maybe somebody had finally had enough of his crap and decide to whack him with a smirkymonkey Sep 2019 #24

Someone should check with Moscow Mitch Champp Sep 2019 #26

Any better pics? awesomerwb1 Sep 2019 #27

Plastic surgery? Scarsdale Sep 2019 #28

Note the bruising on both temples and center of forehead Maggiemayhem Sep 2019 #57

Botox injections Maggiemayhem Sep 2019 #61

Maybe Dick Cheney shot him Cousin Dupree Sep 2019 #29

Ha! happybird Sep 2019 #59

Funniest of the thread. KentuckyWoman Sep 2019 #96

Kidney problems same as the POS wife. nt. SayItLoud Sep 2019 #30

Hand slipped off the little... N_E_1 for Tennis Sep 2019 #31

Putin stopped abruptly - nt Midnightwalk Sep 2019 #32

His throat looks red also, he is not wearing a tie either scarytomcat Sep 2019 #33

No tie because the neck-gina thing was bustin' loose. yonder Sep 2019 #63

Gotta pull those bags up. And we can't have a wrinkle on the forehead either. appleannie1 Sep 2019 #34

Did Melanie deck him? greatauntoftriplets Sep 2019 #37

That was my first thought too! nt raccoon Sep 2019 #65

Realized he was his own worst enemy, and knocked the shit out of himself. eShirl Sep 2019 #38

is it possible son BARON popped him? bubbazero Sep 2019 #42

only putin knows for sure. nt yaesu Sep 2019 #43

Well, we know he didn't hit a book on his face fall! machoneman Sep 2019 #44

Probably a fall jmowreader Sep 2019 #46

There's a joke about walking and chewing gum in here somewhere jayschool2013 Sep 2019 #47

Maybe Botox? lettucebe Sep 2019 #48

Scary older pic. Laura PourMeADrink Sep 2019 #56

What's that signature? Newest Reality Sep 2019 #69

The Donald. Another sign he's gone crazy. I used Laura PourMeADrink Sep 2019 #80

look at Himmler's signature Grasswire2 Sep 2019 #86

Don't be silly. That clearly spells out Small Stump. yonder Sep 2019 #84

Oh... Newest Reality Sep 2019 #85

This message was self-deleted by its author eShirl Sep 2019 #88

Putin's belt buckle...n/t bluecollar2 Sep 2019 #50

Win C_U_L8R Sep 2019 #53

+1 uponit7771 Sep 2019 #74

rug burn librechik Sep 2019 #83

OMG! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!! Roland99 Sep 2019 #87

+1 Laura PourMeADrink Sep 2019 #91

✅ underpants Sep 2019 #101

He had it 3 months ago too. El Supremo Sep 2019 #60

No wonder True Blue American Sep 2019 #78

Weird. Like some sort of abrasion Laura PourMeADrink Sep 2019 #82

Rosacea? yonder Sep 2019 #62

He had an eye lift. Notice the big puffy underbags are gone. n/t TygrBright Sep 2019 #66

Yes. So odd he allowed this pic Laura PourMeADrink Sep 2019 #81

Preparation H under the eyes will do that too. KentuckyWoman Sep 2019 #97

Just saw him on the teevee shanti Sep 2019 #67

I think Chump does his own makeup, and that's his problem FakeNoose Sep 2019 #70

Cosmetic Surgery before the 2020 Election Campaign?? Stainless Sep 2019 #68

The thing on his forehead is a faceplant (or) Captain Zero Sep 2019 #73

Probably found Dubya's pretzels. Or, Steven Miller decked him - dmr Sep 2019 #75

Prefrontal Dementia Champion Jack Sep 2019 #76

Banging his head against the wall? yellowcanine Sep 2019 #79

If I'm seeing right canetoad Sep 2019 #92

He has pig eyes Demovictory9 Sep 2019 #98

Cosmetic surgery secondwind Sep 2019 #102