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The Velveteen Ocelot

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26. He looks orange because he's as orange as a freaking pumpkin.

Reply to left-of-center2012 (Original post)

Sat Sep 14, 2019, 05:37 PM

Sep 2019

And this is because he uses some sort of orange spackle on his face, which he obviously thinks makes him look like a tanned, fit chick magnet. He would actually look a little less orange if he used LEDs because they give off cooler light. Strangely, he looks orange in natural light too, even though the people surrounding him don't.

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Trump: 'I always look orange' [View all] left-of-center2012 Sep 2019 OP

"I'm not vain. It's not my fault that I'm 73 and still look exactly the same as I did at 35." tanyev Sep 2019 #1

Only in his dreams. tavernier Sep 2019 #17

Like this. Funtatlaguy Sep 2019 #2

I always think of this guy... MontanaMama Sep 2019 #6

Creepy. Funtatlaguy Sep 2019 #8

Alert to all WH staff: Dale Neiburg Sep 2019 #3

Remove the paint, dumbass dalton99a Sep 2019 #4

He could look normal if he wanted to Poiuyt Sep 2019 #14

No one would vote for him...LOL LeftInTX Sep 2019 #29

No, you always look orange under any light because you ARE orange. smirkymonkey Sep 2019 #5

Incandescent bulbs give off warm light, Donald. They also give off more heat which makes you sweat. blogslut Sep 2019 #7

He forgot to say he always looks stupid, too n/t mokawanis Sep 2019 #9

He is not just vain, he is... 3catwoman3 Sep 2019 #10

"I'm not a vain person" spanone Sep 2019 #11

Yeah, it's the light bulbs. louis-t Sep 2019 #12

No bulb can fix this Celerity Sep 2019 #16

White House "glam room" Tanuki Sep 2019 #13

And he sounds stupid because of energy-efficient microphones, right? Flaleftist Sep 2019 #15

Several years ago when light bulb standards began changing, Grammy23 Sep 2019 #18

Strange how no one else looks orange under the same light.... unitedwethrive Sep 2019 #19

Donny Dim-Bulb Blue Owl Sep 2019 #20

Well lighten up on the spray on tan then Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Sep 2019 #21

He should ban natural sunlight then lunatica Sep 2019 #22

Yup. Hopefully, you'll one day have a matching jumpsuit Downtown Hound Sep 2019 #23

"No! I don't look orange because my mother mated with an orangutan! struggle4progress Sep 2019 #24

No, it's actually the other way around jmowreader Sep 2019 #25

He looks orange because he's as orange as a freaking pumpkin. The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2019 #26

We Have Discussed This Before Dirty Socialist Sep 2019 #27

He does use spray tan LeftInTX Sep 2019 #30

Someone please tell him Mushrooms grow bigger with LEDs Baked Potato Sep 2019 #28