Ohio Anti-Science Bill

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11. So if a kid wrote the following, the teacher would have to give them a passing grade?

"On the first day, the Flying Spaghetti Monster separated the water from the heavens; on the second because He could not tread water for long and had grown tired of flying, He created the land—complemented by a beer volcano.[19] Satisfied, the Flying Spaghetti Monster overindulged in beer from the beer volcano and woke up hungover.[22] Between drunken nights and clumsy afternoons, the Flying Spaghetti Monster produced seas and land (for a second time, accidentally, because he forgot that he created it the day before) along with Heaven and a "midget",[23] which he named Man.[24] Man and an equally short woman lived happily in the Olive Garden of Eden for some time until the Flying Spaghetti Monster caused a global flood in a cooking accident."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster#Pastafarian_creation_myth

If I were a parent there, I would encourage - shit, require - my kid to do something like this!