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16. I was trying to think of the most outlandish creation myth

Thu Nov 14, 2019, 05:47 PM

Nov 2019

It was Pastafarians or the earth carried by the world turtle.

Personally, I am a follower of the The Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, mostly because I love their motto: "We don't know, and we don't care." I'm thinking of buying one of their tee shirts: https://www.cafepress.com/mf/9797359/uctaa-black_tshirt?shop=uctaa&productId=38991336

Unfortunately, the UCTAA does not have a creation myth since they believe in science, so I had to find another one to use.

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Ohio Anti-Science Bill [View all] Duppers Nov 2019 OP

"The BAH-BUL says that too an' too is fahv!" BuffaloJackalope Nov 2019 #1

The Buy-bull. stopbush Nov 2019 #3

😅 Duppers Nov 2019 #7

Should be entitled, "The Lifetime Menial Employment for Ohioans Act." Girard442 Nov 2019 #4

does it extend to medical schools? Fresh_Start Nov 2019 #5

I'm always curious Raftergirl Nov 2019 #6

They're humiliated, often in front of the whole class Duppers Nov 2019 #10

I will be eager to read this. 3catwoman3 Nov 2019 #18

Will history students get credit for using "alternative facts"? LastLiberal in PalmSprings Nov 2019 #9

😂😂 Hilarious! Duppers Nov 2019 #12

I was trying to think of the most outlandish creation myth csziggy Nov 2019 #16

I always... myohmy2 Nov 2019 #13

My sincere religious feelings require that I misspell most words LastDemocratInSC Nov 2019 #14

Yup. Find a street corner and preach it, brother. Duppers Nov 2019 #17

This is dumb treestar Nov 2019 #15