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Aussie105

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73. Look where greed gets you!

Mon Jan 13, 2020, 08:39 PM

Jan 2020

Greed is a never ending search for more of the stuff that doesn't fill the holes in your soul.

(The hunger is in your mind, not your bellies, Stupid Ones!)

Also, I didn't know they made belts that big!
(I'm sure some worker in a Chinese belt factory had to double check those specifications.)

Pallbearers, start weight training, NOW!

(NO coffee was harmed in the creation of this post. Eye bleach on the next shopping list.)

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Put. Your. Coffee. Down. 😳😁😆 meme [View all] underpants Jan 2020 OP

A Very disturbing image Sherman A1 Jan 2020 #1

But at least I hope you didn't spit the coffee all over the keyboard! leftieNanner Jan 2020 #46

Nope, Sherman A1 Jan 2020 #48

Except maybe to laugh at them leftieNanner Jan 2020 #51

Walk? More like waddle... hlthe2b Jan 2020 #2

😆 underpants Jan 2020 #4

Waddledee and Waddledumb lunatica Jan 2020 #39

Or Waddledump and Waddledumb. The Widdle Waddle bros. erronis Jan 2020 #52

Waddledumb and Waddledumber is also good! lunatica Jan 2020 #56

Seriously, how in the hell have these two frumpy, old, white men dewsgirl Jan 2020 #3

$$$ Iris Jan 2020 #5

Still plenty of frumpy old white men out there with more dollars than sense. Aristus Jan 2020 #47

Ugh Joinfortmill Jan 2020 #6

Bloat Cassidy and the Sundunce Kid. Buns_of_Fire Jan 2020 #7

That's good underpants Jan 2020 #8

Where they met Two Corinthians Fritz Walter Jan 2020 #9

Free refills on covfefe underpants Jan 2020 #10

Hold yourselves back, ladies. Vinca Jan 2020 #11

ROFL Sloumeau Jan 2020 #13

I will NOT hold myself back. llmart Jan 2020 #14

Tell me about it. Jamastiene Jan 2020 #41

Oh my. The dream team. sarge43 Jan 2020 #19

Hold myself back from barfing? MontanaMama Jan 2020 #31

Or at least lead with the knee. nt eppur_se_muova Jan 2020 #33

Some things just can't unseen. abakan Jan 2020 #45

Oh, no! Now I need brain bleach! nt Karma13612 Jan 2020 #70

This is what White Priviledge looks like. Sloumeau Jan 2020 #12

We need to cut these guys' food stamps leftieNanner Jan 2020 #49

Gluttony Personified. N/c DENVERPOPS Jan 2020 #72

Tweedle dee and Tweedle dum djacq Jan 2020 #15

Is Limbaugh wearing Scarsdale Jan 2020 #16

Yep, some serious Commissar Slacks action going on there . . . hatrack Jan 2020 #21

I'm guessing that means that Limbaugh leftieNanner Jan 2020 #50

When did Rush get all that hair? CaptYossarian Jan 2020 #54

They certainly didn't walk into a gym Dukkha Jan 2020 #17

The descendants of Big Bill Taft thank Trump for knocking him off the top spot for fattest POTUS Dennis Donovan Jan 2020 #18

Ought to read "waddle into a bar". BSdetect Jan 2020 #20

Gross! samplegirl Jan 2020 #22

Just finished up at the all you can eat buffet,.. magicarpet Jan 2020 #68

A couple of coronary cases on the hoof. Botany Jan 2020 #23

Good catch underpants Jan 2020 #28

We can only hope, alas... rickyhall Jan 2020 #30

100% Pure Evil bucolic_frolic Jan 2020 #24

Twaddle Dumb and Twaddle Dumber! Floyd R. Turbo Jan 2020 #25

CAPTION skip fox Jan 2020 #26

Evil never dies. intrepidity Jan 2020 #27

I Don't Drink Coffee! panfluteman Jan 2020 #29

I feel bad for our female DU members who NoMoreRepugs Jan 2020 #32

And to think Adderall was originally marketed as a weight-loss pill! Wednesdays Jan 2020 #34

Jeez Louise! Bayard Jan 2020 #35

All I gotta say is... Chalco Jan 2020 #36

Why can't these rich motherfuckers get pants that fit greenjar_01 Jan 2020 #37

IKR The whole trump family looks like they shop at a discount warehouse for irregulars. lunasun Jan 2020 #57

Are those velco-tabbed sandles Limpballs is wearing? BuffaloJackalope Jan 2020 #38

These fellows are so proud of their golf games. They don't look fit enough to roll down a hill. Midnight Writer Jan 2020 #40

Tweedledee and Tweedledumb have similar body profiles. tblue37 Jan 2020 #42

Rush is wearing the pants version of a muumuu. nt tblue37 Jan 2020 #43

A couple of used car salesmen Bob Loblaw Jan 2020 #44

Flabby and Blabby walk into a bar, moondust Jan 2020 #53

Dum and Dummer packman Jan 2020 #55

Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber Kid Berwyn Jan 2020 #58

For all the talk about evolution... Newest Reality Jan 2020 #59

Down with statins!!! applegrove Jan 2020 #60

Barf! Mickju Jan 2020 #61

And THESE lard-asses have the NERVE to body-shame anyone? VOX Jan 2020 #62

"Mine's bigger." "Nope. MINE's bigger!" calimary Jan 2020 #63

They have to settle this between the two of them underpants Jan 2020 #76

both look like they weigh 230 onethatcares Jan 2020 #64

Does my gut make my ass look fat? LakeArenal Jan 2020 #78

What a pile of shit that is right there. Lucky Luciano Jan 2020 #65

it takes guts to run the country KayF Jan 2020 #66

Gross kimbutgar Jan 2020 #67

Rush is 5"11 and 270 lbs edhopper Jan 2020 #69

lol Demovictory9 Jan 2020 #71

Look where greed gets you! Aussie105 Jan 2020 #73

One thing is certain. It wasn't a salad bar. SalmonChantedEvening Jan 2020 #74

You got me underpants Jan 2020 #75

Geo Conway hinted the other day that Trump has graduated to Percocet. Grasswire2 Jan 2020 #77

... Faux pas Jan 2020 #79

That's a whole lotta smeggie on the hoof there Baked Potato Jan 2020 #80

Deuling Toilets Blue Owl Jan 2020 #81

Just bringing sexy back? czarjak Jan 2020 #82

Oh! underpants Jan 2020 #83

Someone call the Humane Society--- Richard58 Jan 2020 #84

Shouldn't that be Oxycontin F. Viagra? marble falls Jan 2020 #85

rush is saying onethatcares Jan 2020 #86