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Blue_true

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14. Jesus, 100 on the front nine?

Sat Feb 1, 2020, 11:29 PM

Feb 2020

Please remind me not to be near a course that you guys are playing at. How many people's car windows do your balls break?

Broken car windows remind me. I was tooling along a road near a golf course and saw something white bouncing toward the road. It was a golf ball, bounced and almost hit my car. The dude had put the shot way off the course.

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Video of 45 "golfing." I can't breathe! 🤣🤣🤣 [View all] nolabear Feb 2020 OP

... Hong Kong Cavalier Feb 2020 #1

Yep. And not exactly putting either. In fact nolabear Feb 2020 #3

He's Not On The Green ProfessorGAC Feb 2020 #35

Ohhh. Thanks for the correction! Hong Kong Cavalier Feb 2020 #40

A Fair Assumption! ProfessorGAC Feb 2020 #41

"Don't count that."-----Judge Smails Kingofalldems Feb 2020 #51

"Hey, Secret Service Guy!" ProfessorGAC Feb 2020 #62

Well proper players Bev54 Feb 2020 #54

Ya Think? ProfessorGAC Feb 2020 #61

No, far right near where the divot landed unc70 Feb 2020 #65

Thanks ProfessorGAC Feb 2020 #67

Trump: An A-Hole in One! TheBlackAdder Feb 2020 #38

Did he shit his drawers? Wellstone ruled Feb 2020 #2

None of it makes any sense. nolabear Feb 2020 #6

Again,carts on the greens. Wellstone ruled Feb 2020 #8

I didn't notice that, going back to watch again. nt Blue_true Feb 2020 #10

That last fart wasn't a fart. Historic NY Feb 2020 #27

He stands like someone just shoved a pound of wet egg noodles right up his ass. Maru Kitteh Feb 2020 #4

Okay. I have to ask. Dem2theMax Feb 2020 #23

It's slippery, curly and high fat Generic Other Feb 2020 #63

Now I'm howling with laughter! Dem2theMax Feb 2020 #64

For someone who spends as much time on the golf course as he does, he's a complete smirkymonkey Feb 2020 #5

I'm wondering who took the video. SS certainly aren't looking to see. nolabear Feb 2020 #7

That guy is a scratch golfer????? Blue_true Feb 2020 #9

We called it playing like a duffer. Wellstone ruled Feb 2020 #11

Jesus, 100 on the front nine? Blue_true Feb 2020 #14

Live in a Golf Community. Wellstone ruled Feb 2020 #16

Look like your priorities on golf are right. It's all about getting to Blue_true Feb 2020 #20

Yes it is,all about Wellstone ruled Feb 2020 #25

Perfect! MuseRider Feb 2020 #28

Yeah, he clubbed the ground pretty good, though. nolabear Feb 2020 #12

Professional golfers thump the ground really hard just at the ball's edge, Blue_true Feb 2020 #15

His cheating is legendary. nolabear Feb 2020 #17

Some people have posted stories here on DU. Blue_true Feb 2020 #21

They say, Bantamfancier Feb 2020 #58

Some people have excellent depth perception. Blue_true Feb 2020 #59

Dead On! ProfessorGAC Feb 2020 #36

You saw a lot of what any decent golfer saw in his swing, Blue_true Feb 2020 #44

I'd Play Him Straight Up for$20 A Stroke ProfessorGAC Feb 2020 #46

That would be a safe bet for you. But catching all the cheating by that scumbag would most Blue_true Feb 2020 #49

I Was A +4 In College ProfessorGAC Feb 2020 #60

This reminds me of Jimmy Carter's rabbit incident....they virgogal Feb 2020 #13

Your concern is noted. nolabear Feb 2020 #18

People who cheat at golf cheat at everything else. Kingofalldems Feb 2020 #52

How bout replacing that massive divot you jackass Docreed2003 Feb 2020 #19

He always looks like he is wearing an "Oops I Crapped My Pants" The Genealogist Feb 2020 #22

So he recorded that as a hole in one, right? unitedwethrive Feb 2020 #24

Hey, that looked like... 2naSalit Feb 2020 #26

So ugly. But a short feature film on Duffer Donnie might work for fundraising. Tons of raw footage ancianita Feb 2020 #29

True. 2naSalit Feb 2020 #30

Oh, fair go! Aussie105 Feb 2020 #31

looks like he has no one to play with onethatcares Feb 2020 #32

Part of me thinks this is a fake, and the other part finds it totally believable. GoCubsGo Feb 2020 #33

I don't think that's really him. llmart Feb 2020 #34

I'm Leaning The Other Way ProfessorGAC Feb 2020 #37

Makes sense if you know something about golf. llmart Feb 2020 #42

Um, I'm Saying Only One Thing ProfessorGAC Feb 2020 #47

Where is that? Some good sized hills in the background Roland99 Feb 2020 #39

When is a hill not a hill? Brother Buzz Feb 2020 #45

Oh, that make sense. I was wondering myself! nolabear Feb 2020 #56

Is it really. Driven by it many times. Roland99 Feb 2020 #57

"Now watch this drive"....and there go the Palestinians. librechik Feb 2020 #43

Arnie FacePalmer Blue Owl Feb 2020 #48

Da Winnah!!! nolabear Feb 2020 #50

Terrible swing. Head moves laterally a couple feet. Kingofalldems Feb 2020 #53

I have had two back fusions and my swing is better. redstatebluegirl Feb 2020 #55

I dont know shit about golf but I seriously doubt thats Trump... jcgoldie Feb 2020 #66