Trump Says Heat Of April Will Make Coronavirus 'Go Away'

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14. Why doesn't the Trump family inject themselves with the virus to help develop a vaccine?

Oh yeah, those pesky side effects. The vaccine will probably have some silly name - like Fuzzbutt.

So, here's the disclaimer for the Fuzzbutt vaccine:

Fuzzbutt may cause serious side effects, including mono-mania, excessive selfishness, deterioration of your soul, double standards, unnecessary insults that aren't funny, liquefaction of your brain, deterioration of your soul, and general moral weakness, hand shrinkage, tie elongation, excessive vanity, cell phone ranting, lying about your golf score (initial symptom, which may lead to lying about anything and everything), producing chinless sons, possible near terminal Obama envy, and of course, outbreaks of orange.

Should any of these symptoms appear, contact your plastic surgeon immediately!