General Discussion

magicarpet

(19,482 posts)

33. Thunderbird Wine,... with 20% formaldehyde...

Thu Feb 20, 2020, 04:55 PM

Feb 2020

.... better than magic mushrooms. You hallucinate but it is scarry visions of Satan at work vomiting, pissing, and shitting all over heaven with the intent of turning the place into a house of ill repute.

Edit history

Please sign in to view edit histories.

Recommendations

0 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

91 replies

= new reply since forum marked as read

Highlight:

Paula White Claims to Have Gone to the Throne Room of Heaven Where She Saw the Face of God [View all] Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Feb 2020 OP

She knew it by its orangeness The Blue Flower Feb 2020 #1

Too bad she came back... Aristus Feb 2020 #2

No choice. Gawd* didn't want her. Raster Feb 2020 #4

GOD said, "Who the fuck let this trash get in here?" TheBlackAdder Feb 2020 #45

+1000 smirkymonkey Feb 2020 #46

Flashback: The last time God was asleep at the wheel, a serpent entered the Garden too. TheBlackAdder Feb 2020 #49

Delusional Deplorable. spanone Feb 2020 #3

And people who believe that shit can vote! FiveGoodMen Feb 2020 #5

Kooks gotta kook. malchickiwick Feb 2020 #6

How much Old Crow did it take to get there? budkin Feb 2020 #7

Thunderbird Wine,... with 20% formaldehyde... magicarpet Feb 2020 #33

She took the brown acid. People were warned. Autumn Feb 2020 #8

We would sure like her to tell us what God looks like .. CatMor Feb 2020 #9

Wow jberryhill Feb 2020 #10

Yep. nt Blue_true Feb 2020 #68

Straight out of Revelations jberryhill Feb 2020 #74

I will take your word. Bullshit gives me hives, so I stay away from the bible. Blue_true Feb 2020 #91

"I knew it was the face of God" Leghorn21 Feb 2020 #11

And as evidence of her trip she showed a ..................... rurallib Feb 2020 #12

Ma'am, this is the women's rest room at Macy's Norbert Feb 2020 #13

Duzy KentuckyWoman Feb 2020 #67

Why didn't she stay there? ibegurpard Feb 2020 #14

He probably didn't want her. ooky Feb 2020 #61

And God whispered to her aide.... Yavin4 Feb 2020 #15

Put down the bong, Paula. C_U_L8R Feb 2020 #16

And stop doing that acid! Butterflylady Feb 2020 #56

The line between zealotry and insanity is often fuzzy. dawg day Feb 2020 #17

She's trying to bilk her flock for more money sakabatou Feb 2020 #18

...which pretty much always works. FiveGoodMen Feb 2020 #21

yes she told them to not pay their bills scarytomcat Feb 2020 #44

OK then crazy lady malaise Feb 2020 #19

Thpthpthpthpthp.... defacto7 Feb 2020 #20

Willing suspension of disbelief is fine when... 3catwoman3 Feb 2020 #22

She has to stop itcfish Feb 2020 #23

And the Lord had Trump's face! ElementaryPenguin Feb 2020 #24

I believe it was her the other day, that told people to send her dewsgirl Feb 2020 #25

What was she doing in the whitehouse bathroom? sdfernando Feb 2020 #26

She said a heavy weight fell on her. That part may be true at least. nt Blue_true Feb 2020 #69

her new mantle dweller Feb 2020 #27

Well people claim to see the face of Jaysus in toast.... sdfernando Feb 2020 #28

This message was self-deleted by its author geralmar Feb 2020 #29

So did i! gay texan Feb 2020 #30

Wow man!! I did that with Grand Funk !! ;) n/t gelsdorf Feb 2020 #36

Most of what I saw while on LSD was people's heads melting The Genealogist Feb 2020 #43

Black Sabbath pretty much turns into Yes at 78 RPM ... dawg Feb 2020 #86

Be sure to recount this story to your "serious" Trump supporting friends gratuitous Feb 2020 #31

Thanks! I just spit coffee out on my desk and hit my screen! BigDemVoter Feb 2020 #32

There are grown ass people who believe that shit. Iggo Feb 2020 #34

I'm guessing the decor was a tacky as Trump's apartment brooklynite Feb 2020 #35

Just another way Andy823 Feb 2020 #37

Yup, that's all it is, and boy, what an ego! dmr Feb 2020 #85

Put down the covfefe, Paula. That shit rots your brain. Initech Feb 2020 #38

Is she reporting a near-death experience? jmowreader Feb 2020 #39

If so, hopefully next time it will be the real thing. smirkymonkey Feb 2020 #47

And these are the people running our government! bluestarone Feb 2020 #40

There's a crackhead outside my office who says the same thing. Dave Starsky Feb 2020 #41

Really... must have been some damn goos shrooms. Zoonart Feb 2020 #77

Sounds like she was stoned, came out of the shower, and saw herself in the fogged mirror. Girard442 Feb 2020 #42

Her only question: sarisataka Feb 2020 #48

"God told me to tell you not to pay your electric bill and send me the money instead" struggle4progress Feb 2020 #50

She was warned not to sniff those trumpfarts. Hermit-The-Prog Feb 2020 #51

They have drugs to treat delusions, although this woman seems too far gone. Vinca Feb 2020 #52

She saw Bruce Springsteen???? Grins Feb 2020 #53

Wasn't she a reformed drug addict who found god? kimbutgar Feb 2020 #54

She is so full of shit. leftyladyfrommo Feb 2020 #55

I wonder if she is on hard drugs? KWR65 Feb 2020 #57

Big deal. I went there, too. Didn't see Paula, though. Psylocibin and mescaline combo will take you Midnight Writer Feb 2020 #58

I've seen the face of God--it was on CNN Maeve Feb 2020 #59

Hahahahahahaha! gembaby1 Feb 2020 #60

It must be true because how could someone who has gone to the Throne Room of Heaven lie? DavidDvorkin Feb 2020 #62

.. deucemagnet Feb 2020 #63

Looks like Walter (Jeff Dunham). keithbvadu2 Feb 2020 #70

Sounds like a temporal lobe siezure. n/t Crunchy Frog Feb 2020 #64

+1000 Vivienne235729 Feb 2020 #73

Eric Clapton granted an interview to Paula White during a studio recording session? DFW Feb 2020 #65

Someone needs to notify her adult kids that she's off her meds. nt Ilsa Feb 2020 #66

Prosperity Gospel collectors seem to do much better than the donors. keithbvadu2 Feb 2020 #71

Been to the Throne Room of Gawd so many times today, I finally took some Imodium. VOX Feb 2020 #72

Paula, Paula, Paula....that was tRump's ASS!! lastlib Feb 2020 #75

That was Macy's, Paula. And Santa. Squinch Feb 2020 #76

She sounds like she's used to dealing with gullible people. eShirl Feb 2020 #78

Sounds like Paula was out in the cow pasture picking mushrooms again njhoneybadger Feb 2020 #79

did she od on adderall? WhiteTara Feb 2020 #80

I saw here! She was twerking to Lonesome Rhodes singing Fruit Salad Ferryboat Baked Potato Feb 2020 #81

She's married to Jonathan Caine, the former keyboardist for Journey. CottonBear Feb 2020 #82

Oh jeez... that's disturbing darn it Baked Potato Feb 2020 #83

AFAIK, Jonathan Cain is still a member of Journey, and Paula has had somewhat of a "Yoko" effect ... dawg Feb 2020 #87

Thanks for the correct info. He does seem to be an active band member. CottonBear Feb 2020 #89

Then she realized it was just the restroom at Applebees librechik Feb 2020 #84

There are toilets in heaven? yellowcanine Feb 2020 #88

Someone has raided tRump's coke stash. KY_EnviroGuy Feb 2020 #90