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Withywindle

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34. Do the monkeys have a website?

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Fri Feb 21, 2020, 02:52 AM

Feb 2020

I'd like to sponsor a monkey. Preferably the one with the best poo-flinging arm.

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This message was self-deleted by its author [View all] marble falls Feb 2020 OP

Says who? LiberalFighter Feb 2020 #1

Not my monkeys, not my circus, though I did get the big bag o'circus peanuts ... marble falls Feb 2020 #14

Could the officers assigned to the duty get sick that day? Hmmm LiberalFighter Feb 2020 #20

I hope monkeys take over the cabana while he's in it. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2020 #2

That was my thought as well! Coventina Feb 2020 #35

Omg thanks for the blast from the past! renate Feb 2020 #44

Now they need MFM008 Feb 2020 #3

The banana-colored hair is irresistable. CaptYossarian Feb 2020 #4

can someone take a vote on this? mopinko Feb 2020 #5

This makes me long for the old Letterman days... Blue Owl Feb 2020 #6

Leave the poor monkeys alone 😡 TDale313 Feb 2020 #7

People will not be allowed out of their homes. lpbk2713 Feb 2020 #8

Oh man, this could be hilarious! smirkymonkey Feb 2020 #9

Nie moj cyrk. Nie moje małpy. htuttle Feb 2020 #10

but our president is an orangutan IcyPeas Feb 2020 #11

I've also heard that he is rusty fender Feb 2020 #37

HaHaHa!!! n/t EndlessWire Feb 2020 #41

OMG! I'd probably die laughing! Roland99 Feb 2020 #12

Maybe the Macaques will attack the orange lardass en-masse and sdfernando Feb 2020 #13

I'm rooting for cannabis_flower Feb 2020 #15

Same here! Different Drummer Feb 2020 #45

Oh, for God's sake, BRING THE MONKEYS! Sugar Smack Feb 2020 #16

Give the monkeys slingshots House of Roberts Feb 2020 #17

That would disrupt the balance of power!!! marble falls Feb 2020 #19

We're the Monkeys ... marble falls Feb 2020 #18

Damn it! There goes that plan... Wounded Bear Feb 2020 #21

Most of the world would pay good money to see a pack of monkeys go after those two. GoCubsGo Feb 2020 #22

-With Benny Hill theme music playing during the meelee! Sugar Smack Feb 2020 #23

They could make a fortune just on a highlight reel. GoCubsGo Feb 2020 #25

Why not? Faux pas Feb 2020 #24

I'm picturing an orangutan mounting Trump's head. Midnight Writer Feb 2020 #26

Apparently, monkeys mistake his bouffant maxrandb Feb 2020 #27

OMFG ROFL Beartracks Feb 2020 #31

Sorry, India. Slingshots can be lethal. Can't have that around Dear Leader. Buns_of_Fire Feb 2020 #28

God I would love for him to be eaten by a pack of monkeys. ooky Feb 2020 #29

It would make for some interesting eulogies, to be sure. Buns_of_Fire Feb 2020 #30

Or just make him trot a few steps cringing. alphafemale Feb 2020 #33

Shows that the monkeys of Agra are more intelligent primates than the one in the White House DFW Feb 2020 #32

Do the monkeys have a website? Withywindle Feb 2020 #34

I guess India and I just want two completely different things. dawg Feb 2020 #36

"However, the monkeys still control the cabana" Mosby Feb 2020 #38

Is it wrong to hope one craps on the thing on his head? yellowcanine Feb 2020 #39

Today, we are all the monkeys. Maru Kitteh Feb 2020 #40

I'm a bit torn here. Tommy_Carcetti Feb 2020 #42

Its better to establish a plausible deniability in case, say, a mystery chopper load of 'nanna's ... marble falls Feb 2020 #43