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76. That was Macy's, Paula. And Santa.

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Paula White Claims to Have Gone to the Throne Room of Heaven Where She Saw the Face of God [View all] Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Feb 2020 OP

She knew it by its orangeness The Blue Flower Feb 2020 #1

Too bad she came back... Aristus Feb 2020 #2

No choice. Gawd* didn't want her. Raster Feb 2020 #4

GOD said, "Who the fuck let this trash get in here?" TheBlackAdder Feb 2020 #45

+1000 smirkymonkey Feb 2020 #46

Flashback: The last time God was asleep at the wheel, a serpent entered the Garden too. TheBlackAdder Feb 2020 #49

Delusional Deplorable. spanone Feb 2020 #3

And people who believe that shit can vote! FiveGoodMen Feb 2020 #5

Kooks gotta kook. malchickiwick Feb 2020 #6

How much Old Crow did it take to get there? budkin Feb 2020 #7

Thunderbird Wine,... with 20% formaldehyde... magicarpet Feb 2020 #33

She took the brown acid. People were warned. Autumn Feb 2020 #8

We would sure like her to tell us what God looks like .. CatMor Feb 2020 #9

Wow jberryhill Feb 2020 #10

Yep. nt Blue_true Feb 2020 #68

Straight out of Revelations jberryhill Feb 2020 #74

I will take your word. Bullshit gives me hives, so I stay away from the bible. Blue_true Feb 2020 #91

"I knew it was the face of God" Leghorn21 Feb 2020 #11

And as evidence of her trip she showed a ..................... rurallib Feb 2020 #12

Ma'am, this is the women's rest room at Macy's Norbert Feb 2020 #13

Duzy KentuckyWoman Feb 2020 #67

Why didn't she stay there? ibegurpard Feb 2020 #14

He probably didn't want her. ooky Feb 2020 #61

And God whispered to her aide.... Yavin4 Feb 2020 #15

Put down the bong, Paula. C_U_L8R Feb 2020 #16

And stop doing that acid! Butterflylady Feb 2020 #56

The line between zealotry and insanity is often fuzzy. dawg day Feb 2020 #17

She's trying to bilk her flock for more money sakabatou Feb 2020 #18

...which pretty much always works. FiveGoodMen Feb 2020 #21

yes she told them to not pay their bills scarytomcat Feb 2020 #44

OK then crazy lady malaise Feb 2020 #19

Thpthpthpthpthp.... defacto7 Feb 2020 #20

Willing suspension of disbelief is fine when... 3catwoman3 Feb 2020 #22

She has to stop itcfish Feb 2020 #23

And the Lord had Trump's face! ElementaryPenguin Feb 2020 #24

I believe it was her the other day, that told people to send her dewsgirl Feb 2020 #25

What was she doing in the whitehouse bathroom? sdfernando Feb 2020 #26

She said a heavy weight fell on her. That part may be true at least. nt Blue_true Feb 2020 #69

her new mantle dweller Feb 2020 #27

Well people claim to see the face of Jaysus in toast.... sdfernando Feb 2020 #28

This message was self-deleted by its author geralmar Feb 2020 #29

So did i! gay texan Feb 2020 #30

Wow man!! I did that with Grand Funk !! ;) n/t gelsdorf Feb 2020 #36

Most of what I saw while on LSD was people's heads melting The Genealogist Feb 2020 #43

Black Sabbath pretty much turns into Yes at 78 RPM ... dawg Feb 2020 #86

Be sure to recount this story to your "serious" Trump supporting friends gratuitous Feb 2020 #31

Thanks! I just spit coffee out on my desk and hit my screen! BigDemVoter Feb 2020 #32

There are grown ass people who believe that shit. Iggo Feb 2020 #34

I'm guessing the decor was a tacky as Trump's apartment brooklynite Feb 2020 #35

Just another way Andy823 Feb 2020 #37

Yup, that's all it is, and boy, what an ego! dmr Feb 2020 #85

Put down the covfefe, Paula. That shit rots your brain. Initech Feb 2020 #38

Is she reporting a near-death experience? jmowreader Feb 2020 #39

If so, hopefully next time it will be the real thing. smirkymonkey Feb 2020 #47

And these are the people running our government! bluestarone Feb 2020 #40

There's a crackhead outside my office who says the same thing. Dave Starsky Feb 2020 #41

Really... must have been some damn goos shrooms. Zoonart Feb 2020 #77

Sounds like she was stoned, came out of the shower, and saw herself in the fogged mirror. Girard442 Feb 2020 #42

Her only question: sarisataka Feb 2020 #48

"God told me to tell you not to pay your electric bill and send me the money instead" struggle4progress Feb 2020 #50

She was warned not to sniff those trumpfarts. Hermit-The-Prog Feb 2020 #51

They have drugs to treat delusions, although this woman seems too far gone. Vinca Feb 2020 #52

She saw Bruce Springsteen???? Grins Feb 2020 #53

Wasn't she a reformed drug addict who found god? kimbutgar Feb 2020 #54

She is so full of shit. leftyladyfrommo Feb 2020 #55

I wonder if she is on hard drugs? KWR65 Feb 2020 #57

Big deal. I went there, too. Didn't see Paula, though. Psylocibin and mescaline combo will take you Midnight Writer Feb 2020 #58

I've seen the face of God--it was on CNN Maeve Feb 2020 #59

Hahahahahahaha! gembaby1 Feb 2020 #60

It must be true because how could someone who has gone to the Throne Room of Heaven lie? DavidDvorkin Feb 2020 #62

.. deucemagnet Feb 2020 #63

Looks like Walter (Jeff Dunham). keithbvadu2 Feb 2020 #70

Sounds like a temporal lobe siezure. n/t Crunchy Frog Feb 2020 #64

+1000 Vivienne235729 Feb 2020 #73

Eric Clapton granted an interview to Paula White during a studio recording session? DFW Feb 2020 #65

Someone needs to notify her adult kids that she's off her meds. nt Ilsa Feb 2020 #66

Prosperity Gospel collectors seem to do much better than the donors. keithbvadu2 Feb 2020 #71

Been to the Throne Room of Gawd so many times today, I finally took some Imodium. VOX Feb 2020 #72

Paula, Paula, Paula....that was tRump's ASS!! lastlib Feb 2020 #75

That was Macy's, Paula. And Santa. Squinch Feb 2020 #76

She sounds like she's used to dealing with gullible people. eShirl Feb 2020 #78

Sounds like Paula was out in the cow pasture picking mushrooms again njhoneybadger Feb 2020 #79

did she od on adderall? WhiteTara Feb 2020 #80

I saw here! She was twerking to Lonesome Rhodes singing Fruit Salad Ferryboat Baked Potato Feb 2020 #81

She's married to Jonathan Caine, the former keyboardist for Journey. CottonBear Feb 2020 #82

Oh jeez... that's disturbing darn it Baked Potato Feb 2020 #83

AFAIK, Jonathan Cain is still a member of Journey, and Paula has had somewhat of a "Yoko" effect ... dawg Feb 2020 #87

Thanks for the correct info. He does seem to be an active band member. CottonBear Feb 2020 #89

Then she realized it was just the restroom at Applebees librechik Feb 2020 #84

There are toilets in heaven? yellowcanine Feb 2020 #88

Someone has raided tRump's coke stash. KY_EnviroGuy Feb 2020 #90