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13. If Pat Robertson had oral sex "when he was coming up", the world would be a better place.

Reply to Kingofalldems (Original post)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 03:22 PM

Apr 2020

Maybe he would have a productive job today.

Then again, it didn't work for Bakker, Swaggart, and many others.

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This message was self-deleted by its author [View all] Kingofalldems Apr 2020 OP

Essentially Blaming It On The Gays? Me. Apr 2020 #1

Seems that way, the damn fool. n/t RKP5637 Apr 2020 #7

It's stupid as fuck but I don't see where he singled out gays. gibraltar72 Apr 2020 #8

I Said Essentially Me. Apr 2020 #17

This message was self-deleted by its author docgee Apr 2020 #38

Please explain how "people doing things with their sex organs" means gay? cwydro Apr 2020 #76

I Think I Explained Myself Me. Apr 2020 #94

What does oral sex have to do with "the gays" as you call them? cwydro Apr 2020 #44

Huh-UH! EWWWWW! mr_lebowski Apr 2020 #56

Naughty! cwydro Apr 2020 #80

Here at Castle Anthrax, there's only One Punishment for setting alight the Grail-Shaped Beacon! mr_lebowski Apr 2020 #99

You are absolutely correct! Under The Radar Apr 2020 #77

But He Doesn't Dun THem Me. Apr 2020 #95

Where are "gays" mentioned? Ferrets are Cool Apr 2020 #53

Good question. cwydro Apr 2020 #74

Not here, this isn't an issue due to homosexuality, that's only for hurricanes Under The Radar Apr 2020 #90

Hope someone sends this to Dr. Fauci so he can address the problem. Vinca Apr 2020 #2

I think he is wrong. Scarsdale Apr 2020 #69

The good die young. pwb Apr 2020 #3

K&R n/t RKP5637 Apr 2020 #10

God doesn't want him mercuryblues Apr 2020 #29

Well, not with him. In_The_Wind Apr 2020 #4

lol 😂 lost my coffee on that one! bronxiteforever Apr 2020 #12

Pat thinks a yeast infection comes from Under The Radar Apr 2020 #5

😆 Funny bermudat Apr 2020 #19

OR: DENVERPOPS Apr 2020 #48

A Nobel Prize in Medicine awaits. Sneederbunk Apr 2020 #6

Pat, must get real horny thinking about things this way. n/t RKP5637 Apr 2020 #9

That fossil would swallow a truckload of viagra and still not draw wood. nt Blue_true Apr 2020 #26

How is that vile creature still alive? sarcasmo Apr 2020 #11

Same force of evil vs good that's keeping Limbaugh alive. KY_EnviroGuy Apr 2020 #46

If Pat Robertson had oral sex "when he was coming up", the world would be a better place. Midnight Writer Apr 2020 #13

If Pat Robertson's PARENTS had had oral sex, maybe we wouldn't be having to tolerate his ignorance. not_the_one Apr 2020 #25

From "Good Morning, Vietnam" JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2020 #37

How in the hell would he know that people are doing unnatural things w/ their bodies? SWBTATTReg Apr 2020 #14

Super religious people can describe sex acts that I have never dreamed of. nt Blue_true Apr 2020 #30

Really. It really does make you wonder where in the heck do they hear about crap like this. SWBTATTReg Apr 2020 #33

Yes. Blue_true Apr 2020 #40

MadLibs? CaptYossarian Apr 2020 #41

Just look at my old Ken doll leftieNanner Apr 2020 #62

So old Pat has never had a BJ Leith Apr 2020 #15

I want someone to find some old 8mm porno film .. mwooldri Apr 2020 #18

No, he's never gone down on a woman. Because vaginas have cooties, apparently. Volaris Apr 2020 #28

I'm old, but I remember in my youth, DENVERPOPS Apr 2020 #54

I guess I must down with the sickness ... (nt) mr_lebowski Apr 2020 #59

More like he has never gone down on a woman. Blue_true Apr 2020 #31

If his military medical records were ever leaked... Brother Buzz Apr 2020 #43

Welp time to stop reading twitter for the day I guess npk Apr 2020 #16

and i'm sure pat is out living his normal life... because "God", right? Takket Apr 2020 #20

Don't knock it until you try it Pat. nt Blue_true Apr 2020 #21

Now I want his church to stay open. I hope he preaches to a PACKED HOUSE on Easter. Volaris Apr 2020 #22

I don't think oral sex was a secret on my side of the tracks "back in the day" Under The Radar Apr 2020 #23

Pardon me for a moment Sherman A1 Apr 2020 #24

I would be dead if it was dangerous 40RatRod Apr 2020 #27

You took the words right out of my mouth Chainfire Apr 2020 #34

Yes. Blue_true Apr 2020 #36

Automation is taking our jobs and our......pleasurable duties Under The Radar Apr 2020 #68

Darn!!!!! nt Blue_true Apr 2020 #82

Yah ... many times over ... mr_lebowski Apr 2020 #65

of course he blames mercuryblues Apr 2020 #32

Chemicals from ladies' private parts? Blue Owl Apr 2020 #35

chemtrails, I think they're called milestogo Apr 2020 #93

That is surely a head scratcher. I am so curious what they are? rurallib Apr 2020 #98

My daughter says that's the fault of all us crazy hippies back in the 60's. Arkansas Granny Apr 2020 #39

Why is still alive? He's what 900 years old? rickyhall Apr 2020 #42

That's young for epic biblical heroes like him Shermann Apr 2020 #60

This message was self-deleted by its author Iterate Apr 2020 #45

What about the chemicals from men's private parts, you misogynistic pig?!?! Cousin Dupree Apr 2020 #47

LOL... I can't even... NotHardly Apr 2020 #49

I wouldn't service Pat Robertson jayschool2013 Apr 2020 #50

Holy Shit! tecelote Apr 2020 #51

I read it as "found a case of" Ferrets are Cool Apr 2020 #52

Fella Needed To Get Out More As A Lad, Sir The Magistrate Apr 2020 #55

Some things in life that you can't learn in church Under The Radar Apr 2020 #89

That Might Not Be Quite TRue, Sir The Magistrate Apr 2020 #97

If I had only known, I would have had much better attendance Under The Radar Apr 2020 #100

Does he not realize PennyK Apr 2020 #57

sounds totally legit flibbitygiblets Apr 2020 #58

He's still alive? CottonBear Apr 2020 #61

If only. smirkymonkey Apr 2020 #85

These charlatans can choose their words; SayItLoud Apr 2020 #63

Women are made of chemicals bucolic_frolic Apr 2020 #64

His son Gordon had a commercial on The Ten Commandments last night. underpants Apr 2020 #66

"We never had this kind of thing when I was coming up." Dem2theMax Apr 2020 #67

Guessing the crusty old Jesus fart..... Traildogbob Apr 2020 #70

Needs to be a religious conference/ round table to discuss this topic Under The Radar Apr 2020 #71

Okay, I'm going to tell you a secret just to prove oral sex sinkingfeeling Apr 2020 #72

Right now I'm thanking Gawd I didn't "come up" "back then" when he did!! slumcamper Apr 2020 #73

I wonder what porn sight he was on when he learned about oral sex. OneBro Apr 2020 #75

What would the world do without Pat Robertson? dchill Apr 2020 #78

PR has taken credit for healing illness, even through the tv screen. keithbvadu2 Apr 2020 #79

NO one would with him at any rate relayerbob Apr 2020 #81

Isn't "Lickety-Split" an old-timey saying Pat? Baked Potato Apr 2020 #83

Silly Pat, the virus came from a bat, not a twat stevil Apr 2020 #84

Some Vintage Porn? moonseller66 Apr 2020 #86

If there's a God, please let Pat get coronavirus just for this !!! OnDoutside Apr 2020 #87

Maybe he was thinking of Oral Roberts PurgedVoter Apr 2020 #88

He doesn't say anything about male private parts. IrishEyes Apr 2020 #91

Gotta be the Onion...Right? Trueblue Texan Apr 2020 #92

I must be tiptonic Apr 2020 #96

I sincerely hope he catches it. And why is someone so crazy quoted in the media? diane in sf Apr 2020 #101

Can't find confirmation--deleting. Kingofalldems Apr 2020 #102