Treasury Secretary Mnuchin says US could be open for business in May

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3. Oh, great.

And how does he know that?

Oh, when the Dear Leader magically determines that its alright, which means it would only be for Dear Leader's sake and the proles be damned, those disposable, annoying fleshbots.

So, we ask a suited clown what's up? We might as well consult the Tarort, I-Ching and get a counsel of witch doctors on it, no? In fact, we might get better results that way rather than being subject to capitalist goons looking to open their money funnels faster in order to shave and sheer the sheeple, or business as usual.

Ah, the air is so fresh and clean today without the thick layers of various kinds of petrol-pollution. Amazing. It's like the curtain raised at a clean air show.