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14. This just in...

I have some more medicalistic scientificalism that really, really works.

You know those little cocktail wieners? You can stuff one up each nostril and the virus can't get in at all. Isn't that amazing? You just change them out ever day. Wiener skins and juice are santizationary.

Now, you may say, but I have to breath from my mouth then. Well, I've got you covered. You simply put a dryer sheet in your mouth the fibers and fabric softener in them are known anti-virasal agentsians. So, you breath through them and viruses just die. I have even managed to talk well with one in my mouth after a little practice. Again, change daily.

Hurry up and get some before the stores run out.

Tell everyone about this.