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Mendocino

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17. 10 top products for covid
Fri Apr 24, 2020, 12:14 PM
Apr 2020

1) rusty water from an old garden hose

2) pureed hydrox cookies

3) fluoridated water

4) Upsidaisium

5) blue meth

6) bath salts

7) hooker urine

8) "LASER" beams

9) horse sweat

10) santorum

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Oh little sharks... I was thinking LakeArenal Apr 2020 #1
That's Because You're Not A Jeenyus Skraxx Apr 2020 #12
Not that stable either... 🤪 LakeArenal Apr 2020 #15
they would need to be very small sharks Amishman Apr 2020 #28
What about Pac Man? Ohiogal Apr 2020 #2
Sharks Eat Just about Anything Skraxx Apr 2020 #4
. Ohiogal Apr 2020 #13
And if not sharks.... underpants Apr 2020 #3
I was thinking about lasers too... Skraxx Apr 2020 #5
😆 underpants Apr 2020 #16
Piranhas, hydrochloric acid, miniaturized badgers. Mike 03 Apr 2020 #6
Oh, Miniaturized Badgers... Skraxx Apr 2020 #8
Honey badgers right? They really don't give a shit! nt Shermann Apr 2020 #10
I think you're onto something. CaptYossarian Apr 2020 #7
Hmmm... Skraxx Apr 2020 #14
Tiny lawn mowers wryter2000 Apr 2020 #9
Don't Be Ridiculous Skraxx Apr 2020 #11
Tiny undocumented workers wryter2000 Apr 2020 #25
10 top products for covid Mendocino Apr 2020 #17
You Forgot Frumunda Cheese Skraxx Apr 2020 #18
Covfefe burders n/t wryter2000 Apr 2020 #26
We could have them eat the virus then nuke 'em Blue Owl Apr 2020 #19
Sharks could do a tremendous number on the virus Mosby Apr 2020 #20
this is the funniest thread ever posted oioioi Apr 2020 #31
We should try Brawndo exboyfil Apr 2020 #21
Just need to rig your microwave oven so that you can get your head inside captain queeg Apr 2020 #22
Gasoline BluesRunTheGame Apr 2020 #23
No!!!! ProfessorGAC Apr 2020 #27
We're all so lucky that we have smart people on this thread to check this stuff! BluesRunTheGame Apr 2020 #29
Factories produce smoke, smoke is good for the virus! Initech Apr 2020 #24
Coco Puffs work too. nt Quixote1818 Apr 2020 #30
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