General Discussion

FakeNoose

(42,609 posts)

29. That number won't get you anyone near Chump, I can promise you

Wed Apr 29, 2020, 06:49 PM

Apr 2020

It probably doesn't even go to an office in Washington, DC.

Some poor working stiff in Lincoln, Nebraska or maybe Chattanooga, Tennessee will get all the angry calls.

Edit history

Please sign in to view edit histories.

Recommendations

0 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

54 replies

= new reply since forum marked as read

Highlight:

Now THIS is how you return a stimulus letter!!! [View all] CatWoman Apr 2020 OP

mine is on my table handmade34 Apr 2020 #1

lol Cha Apr 2020 #34

I may or may not homegirl Apr 2020 #51

Way to go! Fritz Walter Apr 2020 #54

I will write RESIGN in sharpie and send mine back SoonerPride Apr 2020 #2

Even better! BobTheSubgenius Apr 2020 #27

The little smiley face is the chef's kiss here gratuitous Apr 2020 #3

Like, "hey I was just being sarcastic." docgee Apr 2020 #5

Though I am going to keep that telephone number. I might need it. LizBeth Apr 2020 #4

That number won't get you anyone near Chump, I can promise you FakeNoose Apr 2020 #29

I am hoping it might get me to IRS. I have not received my stimulus or my refund check. LizBeth Apr 2020 #38

Me Either Capperdan Apr 2020 #44

That phone rings in Mumbai. lagomorph777 Apr 2020 #49

IRS scammers are working hard through quarantine IronLionZion Apr 2020 #52

He can go trump himself with a sharpie. . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Apr 2020 #6

Great example to follow. Return your letters with the response of your choice and help support the alwaysinasnit Apr 2020 #7

How about: "May the coronavirus grab you by your Grotesque Orange Puss" Hermit-The-Prog Apr 2020 #8

Darn - I dumped mine in the trash, unopened, like I do to all junk mail that might be carrying covid AnotherMother4Peace Apr 2020 #9

My Ink colors going to be kind of a brownish yellow Tribetime Apr 2020 #10

Oh, a scented letter! I love those! lagomorph777 Apr 2020 #50

Kick & recommended. William769 Apr 2020 #11

That'll be mine! UTUSN Apr 2020 #12

Ours... mbusby Apr 2020 #13

Last paragraph says it all. A call to Americans to vote him out in November and "triumph yet again." NoRoadUntravelled Apr 2020 #14

Why yes! We will rise to new heights of greatness ... calimary Apr 2020 #16

That's what I'm going to put on the letter before I send it to the White House. NoRoadUntravelled Apr 2020 #19

Thinking of attaching this and returning... Heartstrings Apr 2020 #15

Wrote that on mine with resign on it and dropped it in the mail today!!! jovibennett Apr 2020 #17

I let my cat file it away for me Dukkha Apr 2020 #18

send that picture to him CatWoman Apr 2020 #20

We did not get a letter, TNNurse Apr 2020 #21

supposedly the letters are supposed to come out within 15 days of your payment yellowdogintexas Apr 2020 #46

Excelent Pause Apr 2020 #22

I immediately circular filed mine Generic Brad Apr 2020 #23

Shoot .. I ripped mine up proud patriot Apr 2020 #24

By Elvis, I think he's got it! Kid Berwyn Apr 2020 #25

I returned mine moreland01 Apr 2020 #26

K & R malaise Apr 2020 #28

Oh., come on people. Doreen Apr 2020 #30

Fuck yeah! Blue Owl Apr 2020 #31

Damn! All I did was throw mine away. I'm so ashamed. Brother Mythos Apr 2020 #32

I believe this is appropriate: Trailrider1951 Apr 2020 #33

Yes! Good one! n/t drmeow Apr 2020 #42

return to sender . F+++k U. AllaN01Bear Apr 2020 #35

Yes! cp Apr 2020 #36

not redacted enough noneof_theabove Apr 2020 #37

The guys in black suits and sun glasses already know who we are. TomSlick Apr 2020 #40

I thought you meant for Trump supporters to id and harass the letter person. efhmc Apr 2020 #48

I'm going to write BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS Sugarcoated Apr 2020 #39

I think I'm going to write drmeow Apr 2020 #41

Ha! He'd have a stroke. BComplex Apr 2020 #43

K & R. Awesome! NT warmfeet Apr 2020 #45

I think I will start a discussion on this topic at our Democratic Woman's Club Zoom Happy Hour yellowdogintexas Apr 2020 #47

The nine-digit ZIP code is embedded in the bar code. NT mahatmakanejeeves Apr 2020 #53