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XemaSab

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23. Way to fail logic.

Tue Dec 13, 2011, 06:37 PM

Dec 2011

Some black people steal TVs in order to buy crack. My TV was stolen. Therefore, a black person stole my TV in order to buy crack.

Some football coaches molest children. A child in my town was molested. Therefore, a football coach molested the child in my town.

Some Hispanic women have 10 kids and are on welfare. There is a Hispanic woman who works at the local taco place. Therefore, she has 10 kids and is on welfare.

Some Jewish Democratic politicians like to send pictures of their genitals to women on the internet. I just got a picture of an uncircumsized black schlong in my inbox. Therefore, a Jewish Democratic politician sent this picture to me.

Some "Whale Wars" fans are racist against Asians. This woman is racist against Asians. Therefore, this woman must be a fan of "Whale Wars."

See what I did there?

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Chick-fil-A worker fired for offending Asian customers [View all] The Straight Story Dec 2011 OP

Dumb-ass. n/t Scuba Dec 2011 #1

That was very insightful! Uranus Needs Men Dec 2011 #29

chik fil a just over flows with charm. xchrom Dec 2011 #2

They would probably be promoted for offending a gay person. William769 Dec 2011 #3

indeed. nt xchrom Dec 2011 #4

Got THAT right n/t HillWilliam Dec 2011 #12

Yep The Genealogist Dec 2011 #25

I'm curious how old the employee was obamanut2012 Dec 2011 #5

What amazes me is that even a fast food "buy" is no longer anonymous SoCalDem Dec 2011 #9

I was wondering that, too obamanut2012 Dec 2011 #31

Yeah. Company policy is very clear. Orsino Dec 2011 #6

Exactly what I thought. Lost-in-FL Dec 2011 #16

I love how in the Intertubes age this stuff is hugh! snooper2 Dec 2011 #7

Sorry if you don't get it, but you don't get it. nt DCKit Dec 2011 #8

I think he's more pointing out. ellisonz Dec 2011 #10

Very bad judgement. What a racist. Liberal_in_LA Dec 2011 #11

Was it this girl? Renew Deal Dec 2011 #13

Off topic but MichaelMcGuire Dec 2011 #14

Just post the URL of a youtube or vimeo video Renew Deal Dec 2011 #15

Thanks MichaelMcGuire Dec 2011 #17

blonde version of Snooky JI7 Dec 2011 #20

Another reason not to go to the new store they are about to open... winstars Dec 2011 #18

Um, no. THIS might be a reason to go there. Corp attitude... TheMadMonk Dec 2011 #26

Probably a Whale Wars fan. nt ZombieHorde Dec 2011 #19

Are you seriously trying to say XemaSab Dec 2011 #21

No, I am saying I read racist remarks from fans of Whale Wars. ZombieHorde Dec 2011 #22

Way to fail logic. XemaSab Dec 2011 #23

I understand how you came to that conclusion, ZombieHorde Dec 2011 #28

Wow, you had to dig pretty deep to flog that agenda. Union Scribe Dec 2011 #24

Gotta have that Texasgal Dec 2011 #27

All the racist-against-Asians posts I have read on DU, by DUers, ZombieHorde Dec 2011 #30