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PCIntern

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21. Just wait one fucking minute...

Wed May 6, 2020, 12:33 PM

May 2020

OK, I played interscholastic tennis for my high school team. Either second singles or third singles was my position for three years on the team. I lost many more matches than I won. If I went public and stated that I was number one singles championship player in a variety of tournaments at least 300 people whom I know would come out of the woodwork and say that’s a lie.

I mean, how can you lie about athletics when not only is it a matter of record within the school, but everybody on the team and everybody who watched the team is fully aware of how well or poorly you played?

Oh and by the way I did win Wimbledon one year I can’t remember which year it was but I won it and I have the trophy somewhere in my attic to prove it.

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Box Scores Show Trump Lied His Ass Off About Being a High School Baseball Legend [View all] Major Nikon May 2020 OP

Not even batting his weight. LOLOLOL. Zoonart May 2020 #1

If he batted his actual weight, that would be a pretty good batting average. MiniMe May 2020 #60

LOL SouthernCal_Dem May 2020 #2

Beauty eh! Wellstone ruled May 2020 #3

Probably the least surprising thing about him...he lied? Moostache May 2020 #4

You could just hold the bat out in front of you... SergeStorms May 2020 #42

Assuming(!) There Were Actually 81 Games... ProfessorGAC May 2020 #53

How many games in a high school baseball season? mr_lebowski May 2020 #5

That can't be true, he was the captain of the team! Major Nikon May 2020 #6

That just means every game he'd show up at the yard wearing one of these ... mr_lebowski May 2020 #9

More likely the team's student manager, the guy who handed out the jockstraps. sop May 2020 #51

Yes this edhopper May 2020 #8

To be fair, they only found about rsdsharp May 2020 #11

I guess I should've actually read beyond the hits and AB's ... lol ... mr_lebowski May 2020 #13

First base is the least skilled infield position. Mosby May 2020 #47

Sometimes. Gehrig comes to mind. rsdsharp May 2020 #54

Comparison edhopper May 2020 #7

Fake box scores! gratuitous May 2020 #10

The person who "posted" these "fake" box scores in the newspaper leftieNanner May 2020 #24

Well below the Mendoza line in high school. gibraltar72 May 2020 #12

I'd like to see a list of guys who eventually went professional then in NY high schools greenjar_01 May 2020 #36

He's bragged many times how great he was at baseball duforsure May 2020 #14

To be good at sports you need a few things, even if you are talented Dave Starsky May 2020 #44

Trump batted .138, which is actually better than his record as president. The Velveteen Ocelot May 2020 #15

Does he have major headaches? Frustratedlady May 2020 #16

I have wondered that myself leftieNanner May 2020 #26

Typical of a Con who inherited money and connections. n/t MarcA May 2020 #17

He was probably the punter for the baseball team. LuckyCharms May 2020 #18

Goalie leftieNanner May 2020 #27

The puck boy. LuckyCharms May 2020 #29

That explains his fake teeth nt leftieNanner May 2020 #38

He was using a Football Bat maxrandb May 2020 #34

Typical bullshit from him. Buckeye_Democrat May 2020 #19

Baseball is way too hard of a game kairos12 May 2020 #20

That's how he got his bone spurs greenjar_01 May 2020 #33

Just wait one fucking minute... PCIntern May 2020 #21

I think I remember you on center court that year.... leftieNanner May 2020 #37

Dude has always lied about things that are very easily disproven IronLionZion May 2020 #40

So much winning... RANDYWILDMAN May 2020 #22

Saddest part of all is that Trump actually remembers it that way bucolic_frolic May 2020 #23

"He hit .138--he couldn't fucking hit, that's pretty clear." Botany May 2020 #25

Trump, who played first base, wrote that "being a pro was in the equation" until he attended a Celerity May 2020 #28

Give him a break. He meant to say Jimmie Foxx. LuckyCharms May 2020 #31

Does he actually "remember" stuff this way?! Buckeye_Democrat May 2020 #32

You may have uncovered the birth bucolic_frolic May 2020 #39

He also lost a 15-round decision to Joe Lewis Dave Starsky May 2020 #41

Lol. Mosby May 2020 #46

ROFL greenjar_01 May 2020 #30

Every Word From His Mouth, Sir The Magistrate May 2020 #35

And all this while suffering debilitating bone spurs?! mac56 May 2020 #43

239 but looks 305, grifted athlete too no doubt? Brainfodder May 2020 #62

I won the women's singles figure skating championship at the Olympics The Velveteen Ocelot May 2020 #45

A more startling headline would be "Trump told the truth about...xxxxxx." When he opens his... NNadir May 2020 #48

Loser Hangdog Slim May 2020 #49

So, he hit six times his IQ? Harker May 2020 #50

Poor Donnie, born on third base and thought he'd hit a triple! DemoTex May 2020 #52

My favorite response was ... aggiesal May 2020 #55

"He was the best NYC area first baseman prospect since Lou Gehrig was playing at Columbia University Elwood P Dowd May 2020 #56

Actually, in the Slate story, Trump is rsdsharp May 2020 #57

Spare us the lies and show the truths to save time? Brainfodder May 2020 #58

Another Lie From A Serial Liar colsohlibgal May 2020 #59

Most major league players PITCHED in Little League thru high school too Captain Zero May 2020 #61

nice pic here dweller May 2020 #63