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The Magistrate

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35. Every Word From His Mouth, Sir

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Wed May 6, 2020, 12:52 PM

May 2020

We must add 'everything Trump says is lies' to 'everything Trump touches dies'....

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Box Scores Show Trump Lied His Ass Off About Being a High School Baseball Legend [View all] Major Nikon May 2020 OP

Not even batting his weight. LOLOLOL. Zoonart May 2020 #1

If he batted his actual weight, that would be a pretty good batting average. MiniMe May 2020 #60

LOL SouthernCal_Dem May 2020 #2

Beauty eh! Wellstone ruled May 2020 #3

Probably the least surprising thing about him...he lied? Moostache May 2020 #4

You could just hold the bat out in front of you... SergeStorms May 2020 #42

Assuming(!) There Were Actually 81 Games... ProfessorGAC May 2020 #53

How many games in a high school baseball season? mr_lebowski May 2020 #5

That can't be true, he was the captain of the team! Major Nikon May 2020 #6

That just means every game he'd show up at the yard wearing one of these ... mr_lebowski May 2020 #9

More likely the team's student manager, the guy who handed out the jockstraps. sop May 2020 #51

Yes this edhopper May 2020 #8

To be fair, they only found about rsdsharp May 2020 #11

I guess I should've actually read beyond the hits and AB's ... lol ... mr_lebowski May 2020 #13

First base is the least skilled infield position. Mosby May 2020 #47

Sometimes. Gehrig comes to mind. rsdsharp May 2020 #54

Comparison edhopper May 2020 #7

Fake box scores! gratuitous May 2020 #10

The person who "posted" these "fake" box scores in the newspaper leftieNanner May 2020 #24

Well below the Mendoza line in high school. gibraltar72 May 2020 #12

I'd like to see a list of guys who eventually went professional then in NY high schools greenjar_01 May 2020 #36

He's bragged many times how great he was at baseball duforsure May 2020 #14

To be good at sports you need a few things, even if you are talented Dave Starsky May 2020 #44

Trump batted .138, which is actually better than his record as president. The Velveteen Ocelot May 2020 #15

Does he have major headaches? Frustratedlady May 2020 #16

I have wondered that myself leftieNanner May 2020 #26

Typical of a Con who inherited money and connections. n/t MarcA May 2020 #17

He was probably the punter for the baseball team. LuckyCharms May 2020 #18

Goalie leftieNanner May 2020 #27

The puck boy. LuckyCharms May 2020 #29

That explains his fake teeth nt leftieNanner May 2020 #38

He was using a Football Bat maxrandb May 2020 #34

Typical bullshit from him. Buckeye_Democrat May 2020 #19

Baseball is way too hard of a game kairos12 May 2020 #20

That's how he got his bone spurs greenjar_01 May 2020 #33

Just wait one fucking minute... PCIntern May 2020 #21

I think I remember you on center court that year.... leftieNanner May 2020 #37

Dude has always lied about things that are very easily disproven IronLionZion May 2020 #40

So much winning... RANDYWILDMAN May 2020 #22

Saddest part of all is that Trump actually remembers it that way bucolic_frolic May 2020 #23

"He hit .138--he couldn't fucking hit, that's pretty clear." Botany May 2020 #25

Trump, who played first base, wrote that "being a pro was in the equation" until he attended a Celerity May 2020 #28

Give him a break. He meant to say Jimmie Foxx. LuckyCharms May 2020 #31

Does he actually "remember" stuff this way?! Buckeye_Democrat May 2020 #32

You may have uncovered the birth bucolic_frolic May 2020 #39

He also lost a 15-round decision to Joe Lewis Dave Starsky May 2020 #41

Lol. Mosby May 2020 #46

ROFL greenjar_01 May 2020 #30

Every Word From His Mouth, Sir The Magistrate May 2020 #35

And all this while suffering debilitating bone spurs?! mac56 May 2020 #43

239 but looks 305, grifted athlete too no doubt? Brainfodder May 2020 #62

I won the women's singles figure skating championship at the Olympics The Velveteen Ocelot May 2020 #45

A more startling headline would be "Trump told the truth about...xxxxxx." When he opens his... NNadir May 2020 #48

Loser Hangdog Slim May 2020 #49

So, he hit six times his IQ? Harker May 2020 #50

Poor Donnie, born on third base and thought he'd hit a triple! DemoTex May 2020 #52

My favorite response was ... aggiesal May 2020 #55

"He was the best NYC area first baseman prospect since Lou Gehrig was playing at Columbia University Elwood P Dowd May 2020 #56

Actually, in the Slate story, Trump is rsdsharp May 2020 #57

Spare us the lies and show the truths to save time? Brainfodder May 2020 #58

Another Lie From A Serial Liar colsohlibgal May 2020 #59

Most major league players PITCHED in Little League thru high school too Captain Zero May 2020 #61

nice pic here dweller May 2020 #63