Mitwit Tricked Ann's Date to Steal Her Away [View all]

[Rose Siding]

Now, it's totally not unusual to become interested in someone who's seeing someone else when you meet them. But if you're stand-up, do you really just walk off with another guy's date?

Mr. Romney described the night he met his future wife at a high-school party, revealing that he’d wooed her away from another boy who had brought her to party.

“She caught my eye. I went up to her and found she’d come with someone else,” Mr. Romney said. “And I said to the guy she came with, you know, I live closer to Ann than you do. Can I give her a ride home for you? And he said sure.”

“He fell for that?” Mr. Strahan asked.

“Yeah, he fell for that,” Mr. Romney said.

http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2012/09/14/romney-is-a-fan-of-peanut-butter-cups-and-snooki/

Guess that, um, prank would have been post-haircut/assault but pre-tuna fish from cans. I swear it fits right in with everything else I know about him. He's proud of it and assumes it is endearing.

Bonus gross gee-dub anecdote (finally a mention of the last gop prez!):

Mrs. Romney recounted that when she spent the night in the White House during President George W. Bush’s administration, she accidentally wandered into a room where the president was getting a massage.

“He was covered up, but I was so embarrassed that the next time I did see him I didn’t know what I was going to say to him,” she said. “We were going down the elevator from the White House, going to an event together, and I walked up to the elevator and am just like blushing, blushing, blushing ,and he looks at me and he winks as he does and says, ‘I look pretty good, don’t I?’”

EEEEWWWWWWWW!!!