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not_the_one

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59. He's already infected, and knows it.

Reply to ElementaryPenguin (Original post)

Thu Jun 25, 2020, 06:31 PM

Jun 2020

Once he decides which country to flee to that has no extradition treaty (my bet is SA), they'll let the results be known.

He will already be in the air, on his way. He will for sure take Ivanka, and possibly the dufus brothers, but will probably leave Jared, Melania and the deadweight behind.

Hopefully the plane will end up in the Potomac, due to a well planned, yet unfortunate, engine malfunction.

To which the country will give a collective "meh"..., then burst into nationwide celebrations.

A boy can dream, can't he?

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Trump's going to get the virus... [View all] ElementaryPenguin Jun 2020 OP

I Wouldn't Count On It sfstaxprep Jun 2020 #1

Karma surely must be looking for him. GreenPartyVoter Jun 2020 #7

He was vaccinated at birth against karma. nt Hortensis Jun 2020 #9

Well put. Tipperary Jun 2020 #35

He is the luckiest SOB that ever lived treestar Jun 2020 #58

Can a virus survive in a body that's 50% fat and 50% acid? dawg day Jun 2020 #10

LOL! I hope you're wrong!! ElementaryPenguin Jun 2020 #42

When people are heading for disaster - many things seem to go their way... ElementaryPenguin Jun 2020 #17

This. So much this. SoonerPride Jun 2020 #22

Keep hope alive. Unfortunately, I'm betting he's getting serum antibody fixes every day. Vinca Jun 2020 #2

That's what I am thinking. LisaL Jun 2020 #4

Yup crazylikafox Jun 2020 #16

Me, too davekriss Jun 2020 #63

I think that too. nt CozyMystery Jun 2020 #54

I doubt it DrToast Jun 2020 #3

They didn't test the people who attended his rallies. LisaL Jun 2020 #6

Nope. ElementaryPenguin Jun 2020 #14

And they were all far away from him DrToast Jun 2020 #37

Don't get my hopes up. The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2020 #5

Have faith, V.O. ElementaryPenguin Jun 2020 #32

I would not be surprised leftieNanner Jun 2020 #8

Besides just plain poetic justice - he has no discipline and I keep seeing him forgetfully coming ElementaryPenguin Jun 2020 #12

and the tests are only for people who come near him-- dawg day Jun 2020 #25

But if someone tests negative and actually has the virus, which evidently happens a lot, BComplex Jun 2020 #31

Exactly. ElementaryPenguin Jun 2020 #34

He started shaking hands with random rally-goers also. dawg day Jun 2020 #40

I saw that too. ElementaryPenguin Jun 2020 #44

"A Germaphobe Would Not Have Unprotected Sex, as We Know He's Done Repeatedly." The_Counsel Jun 2020 #53

I don't know about that. murielm99 Jun 2020 #11

The virus doesn't give a fuck about his weaseling success rate! ElementaryPenguin Jun 2020 #13

Nope! nt USALiberal Jun 2020 #15

Yep! nt ElementaryPenguin Jun 2020 #19

Evidence? By what date? nt USALiberal Jun 2020 #27

Don't have the date. Not being a numerologist. ElementaryPenguin Jun 2020 #29

OK, so just making up stuff? nt USALiberal Jun 2020 #38

nah that deal with the devil/crossroads demon he did qazplm135 Jun 2020 #18

The Devil loves to mess with people, though. leftieNanner Jun 2020 #21

The devil is a double-crosser like Trump is! ElementaryPenguin Jun 2020 #24

yeah but Trump's done so much for him... qazplm135 Jun 2020 #33

Very good point. ElementaryPenguin Jun 2020 #36

Maybe. Maybe not. But if he does get Covid and die from it... JHB Jun 2020 #20

Agree! I'd just as soon he not get it and die. His idiots will martyr him.. don't want that!! Thekaspervote Jun 2020 #39

Those idiots will martyr that monster he dies from a hangnail (or bone spurs) infection! ElementaryPenguin Jun 2020 #50

Do not tease me malaise Jun 2020 #23

It's gonna happen. ElementaryPenguin Jun 2020 #26

I don't think the virus is jumping from species to species, is it? Lucinda Jun 2020 #28

LOL! Too clever, that! ElementaryPenguin Jun 2020 #30

Trump's reckless disregard of COVID is going to get him COVID. Initech Jun 2020 #41

Good point! ElementaryPenguin Jun 2020 #45

Oh and there's plenty of stories out there of the virus targeting stupidity! Initech Jun 2020 #46

Satan won't allow him to get sick budkin Jun 2020 #43

He's already got heart disease. ElementaryPenguin Jun 2020 #48

I pray musclecar6 Jun 2020 #47

Me too. ElementaryPenguin Jun 2020 #49

The longer this virus goes on it gets stronger and mutates kimbutgar Jun 2020 #51

I agree. But I think he'll survive it. ReformedGOPer Jun 2020 #52

One can only hope. nt tblue37 Jun 2020 #55

He lives in a very secure bubble Yeehah Jun 2020 #56

I like the way you think treestar Jun 2020 #57

He's already infected, and knows it. not_the_one Jun 2020 #59

Drumpf's a superspreader. Kid Berwyn Jun 2020 #60

He probably won't get it unfortunately, but I would be surprised if the White House HotTeaBag Jun 2020 #61

I'd give that a 7.5% chance of happening, but I LOVE your idea. Maru Kitteh Jun 2020 #62

Not to be overly vicious but...but...well, shit, I'll be vicious... NNadir Jun 2020 #64

Maybe if everyone all around the world claps their hands. nt leftyladyfrommo Jun 2020 #65