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In reply to the discussion: Okay, NOW I Get it! [View all]3catwoman3
(23,970 posts)2. If some of these folks had to decide whether to breathe in first or...
...out first, they would die before they could make up their minds.
It is unfortunate that no one needs written instructions about copulation.. If they did, there would be fewer morons reproducing. They wouldnt be able to figure it out.
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The one movie that sums up the people in the world. As long as they are not Irish.
LiberalArkie
Jun 2020
#15
It has been my experience that when a sheet of product safety warnings says
Hock_Mir_Keyn_Chinek
Jun 2020
#8
A warning label presumes a level of reading comprehension that the best of them struggle to reach.
Marcuse
Jun 2020
#9
I swear it would be more effective than any order by any mayor, governor, or pee-resident!
Hermit-The-Prog
Jun 2020
#34
My favorite came on a blister pack of drill bits: "Do not use to sweep ashes".
Hermit-The-Prog
Jun 2020
#25