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Odoreida

(1,549 posts) Fri Jul 3, 2020, 10:35 PM Jul 2020

Alternate universe idea: Trump bags the comb-over and shaves the fringes. [View all]

That's what I'd do if I had his hair.

There's a definite Lex Luthor vibe about this beyond just the baldness.
Could the comb-over be a secret identity disguise? No lamer than Clark Kent's glasses really.

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Alternate universe idea: Trump bags the comb-over and shaves the fringes. [View all] Odoreida Jul 2020 OP

Not Lex Luthor. Forget the smile. He's more like...... mahatmakanejeeves Jul 2020 #1

This message was self-deleted by its author Stinky The Clown Jul 2020 #5

Would be a nightmare to have to do the whole noggin orange. Nevilledog Jul 2020 #2

Actually, he looks a lot better that way. Almost human. TreasonousBastard Jul 2020 #3

But the mangy squirrel pelt distracts from his other self-consciousness-inducing feature RockRaven Jul 2020 #4

Wattle! Chin scrotum, hahahaha 😜 I_UndergroundPanther Jul 2020 #12

It s said he has a scalp scar from a brawl he had decades ago with Ivana. Stinky The Clown Jul 2020 #6

Thought the scar was related to botched hair plugs. Nevilledog Jul 2020 #7

I understood it was about plugs, but not because of them. Stinky The Clown Jul 2020 #8

Not plugs. It was a scalp reduction. The surgery involves removing part of the bald scalp, then tblue37 Jul 2020 #9

Ouch! Nevilledog Jul 2020 #10

I found an old Vanity Fair piece about it. It was scalp reduction. Stinky The Clown Jul 2020 #11