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smirkymonkey

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2. Which means it's "super genius" stuff!

Reply to mobeau69 (Original post)

Fri Jul 10, 2020, 11:27 PM

Jul 2020

And nobody has ever seen anybody do such a brilliant job at completing it. All the the big, manly, brave doctors were on their knees weeping and saying "Sir, we have never seen anything like this in our lives! You are the most brilliant man we have ever tested for dementia and we are in awe of your ability to identify a camel without hesitation!"

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So they told dotard it was a "cognitive" test, not that it's a test for dementia. [View all] mobeau69 Jul 2020 OP

He can tell a camel from a hippopotamus and draw a clock! The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2020 #1

I posted elsewhere. He was to point to a sippy cup out of three photos of a baby rattle, sippy cup sprinkleeninow Jul 2020 #3

I won't believe he even got those right without seeing the completed test. Nevilledog Jul 2020 #5

Which means it's "super genius" stuff! smirkymonkey Jul 2020 #2

The name of the assessment is "Montreal Cognitive Assessment." Ms. Toad Jul 2020 #4

This: The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2020 #6

This is a laugh-out-loud and naughty spoof test ARPad95 Jul 2020 #7

LOL! The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2020 #12

Hey, I aced it too. Disaffected Jul 2020 #10

So he tested positive for cognitive. mahina Jul 2020 #8

I think he made it all up pandr32 Jul 2020 #9

"I'm really not demented! I'm really just an ignorant horse-patootie! So there!" struggle4progress Jul 2020 #11