Trump Claims His Major First Term Accomplishment Is Dishwashers Have More Water [View all]

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The Onion writers may want to hire him in in February. Just put him in a room, tell him he is brilliant and to keep coming up with amazing ideas like this because his idiot reality puts their clever satire to shame.

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At A White House event, Trump claimed that one of his major first-term accomplishments is making sure that dishwashers have more water.

Trump said, “Dishwashers, so you didn’t have any water, so the people that do the dishes, you press it, and it goes again. You do it again and again, so you might as well give them the water, because you’ll end using less water, so we made it so that dishwashers now have a lot more water, and in many places, in most places of the country, water is not a problem. They don’t know what to do with it. It’s called rain. They don’t have a problem and old fashioned incandescent light bulbs. I brought em back. I brought em back.”



Trump touts his major first-term accomplishments: “we made it so dishwashers now have a lot more water and in a lot of places, many places, most places of the country, water is not a problem, they don’t know what to do with it. It’s called rain.” pic.twitter.com/ITzdPPRwYA

— Alex Thomas (@AlexThomas) July 16, 2020

Trump’s major first-term accomplishment was adding more water to dishwashers, which wasn’t a problem because most people had plenty of water, so Trump’s major first-term accomplishment was pointless. Trump also went back to his bizarre infatuation with light bulbs, which he has been on a kick about because he thinks energy-efficient lighting makes him look orange. Hint: It’s not the lightbulbs.

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