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Larissa

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78. When is Trump's due date?

Reply to Kingofalldems (Original post)

Sat Jul 18, 2020, 07:04 PM

Jul 2020

He's put meters in all the golf carts so the Secret Service will know how much they owe him for the honor.

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Wow! Trump is in fine fiddle. Pic with his boy Lindsey Graham: [View all] Kingofalldems Jul 2020 OP

Ew. skylucy Jul 2020 #1

"I'm twice the man you are!" TheBlackAdder Jul 2020 #30

"Sir, which ball is that, Sir!" Cha Jul 2020 #42

EWWWWWW BittyJenkins Jul 2020 #2

This message was self-deleted by its author kimbutgar Jul 2020 #3

Lindsey Graham is a man. n/t demmiblue Jul 2020 #15

Do a search on Lady G kimbutgar Jul 2020 #29

No (though I do know of which you refer), do a search on homophobic comments. n/t demmiblue Jul 2020 #31

This message was self-deleted by its author kimbutgar Jul 2020 #44

Note that the font on his hat is extra large, too mcar Jul 2020 #4

lindseys not a midget. what is trump jabba the hut? bullimiami Jul 2020 #5

Geez leftieNanner Jul 2020 #10

According to the Internetz he's 5'7" so not very tall, The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2020 #20

yup 5'7" but he's a normal sized man. maybe just a bit below average. bullimiami Jul 2020 #37

Definitely ProfessorGAC Jul 2020 #58

Probably 5'5" - going by the "extra 2 inches" rule of most celebrities sandensea Jul 2020 #61

This message was self-deleted by its author LuvNewcastle Jul 2020 #25

Trump is trying to claim Lindsey's ball as his own. Lindsey says okay then. yellowcanine Jul 2020 #6

Trump has long ago claimed Lindsey's balls as his own. The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2020 #14

Response of the day! MyOwnPeace Jul 2020 #19

Oh my. I didn't see that one coming. SHAZAM! yellowcanine Jul 2020 #23

Yep. Dios Mio Jul 2020 #63

And Trump's balls... SergeStorms Jul 2020 #67

Ha hah heh ha... SWBTATTReg Jul 2020 #79

Lol gulliver Jul 2020 #21

Jimminy. He looks 400 pounds there. hlthe2b Jul 2020 #7

@ the very least 3 and 1/2 bills Botany Jul 2020 #16

No muscle under the flab, and he's only 6' tall Mopar151 Jul 2020 #40

There's no way he's 275. llmart Jul 2020 #82

Easy 375 sarcasmo Jul 2020 #55

Mutt and Jeff??? winstars Jul 2020 #8

Mutt and Mutt's Door Mat TheBlackAdder Jul 2020 #36

Bubba and Skeeter WyattKansas Jul 2020 #72

This needs a caption! Dyedinthewoolliberal Jul 2020 #9

"That's my ball over there. Yours is the one in the sand trap." yellowcanine Jul 2020 #35

"...Yours is under my cleated shoe here." LastLiberal in PalmSprings Jul 2020 #83

Is there a picture of Lindsey clinging on to the back of Trump's careening golf cart? Midnight Writer Jul 2020 #11

Freak Show on the Back Nine Blue Owl Jul 2020 #12

Look at the fit of his golf shirt! leftieNanner Jul 2020 #13

Good catch. I guess they don't make custom tailored golf shirts. SunSeeker Jul 2020 #70

Well his suits don't fit either leftieNanner Jul 2020 #75

Note the pant legs and how long they are... Pachamama Jul 2020 #17

No wonder they like him... Newest Reality Jul 2020 #18

'Splaining why those 7 hits should really be a hole in one. tanyev Jul 2020 #22

"I said, PICK MY BALL OUT OF THE WATER AND PUT IT ON THE GREEN! What part didn't you understand?" DFW Jul 2020 #24

you left out onethatcares Jul 2020 #28

The phrase is "fine fettle", but since he's doing the whole Nero thing, "fiddle" works too. JHB Jul 2020 #26

Thank you. 3catwoman3 Jul 2020 #80

I'm surprised trump can even see the ball when he's swinging. (That's what Stormy said too.) erronis Jul 2020 #27

He's been known to be in some pool (boys) or two (hundred). Funtatlaguy Jul 2020 #33

I've seen better legs... SergeStorms Jul 2020 #68

Don't you want to live long enough for the truth to come out? Dem2theMax Jul 2020 #32

again with the golf? RussBLib Jul 2020 #34

... catbyte Jul 2020 #38

Hot & Not Nevilledog Jul 2020 #39

Yin & Yuck. dchill Jul 2020 #43

Gallant and Goofus n/t ornotna Jul 2020 #48

Two hot to trot. dchill Jul 2020 #41

Oh Lord...I cannot say what I want to say. nolabear Jul 2020 #45

Well, Traitor & BEANS looks like a Stupid Oaf in his Cha Jul 2020 #46

Lardass is 275+ at the bare minimum. NoMoreRepugs Jul 2020 #47

He's ugly and Melania dresses him funny. mokawanis Jul 2020 #49

I can't stop laughing at the title and the comment renate Jul 2020 #53

No wonder she looks so crazed all the time... WyattKansas Jul 2020 #71

You would think he could get someone to dress him better blugbox Jul 2020 #50

Without a jacket to provide some cover we can see how hugely fat he is captain queeg Jul 2020 #51

Trump looks horrible. Lindsey is much smaller than I realized JDC Jul 2020 #52

Lindsey Graham: Yes Mr. Trump you kicked the ball that way. sarcasmo Jul 2020 #54

If putters could talk . . . madamesilverspurs Jul 2020 #56

He looks like he put on about 30 pounds since just last week! And what's with the old man.... George II Jul 2020 #57

Doctor's have said... SergeStorms Jul 2020 #64

Since March I've actually LOST 10 pounds. George II Jul 2020 #65

Good for you! SergeStorms Jul 2020 #69

... Kingofalldems Jul 2020 #73

For golfers out there, gab13by13 Jul 2020 #59

The senior ladies tees. SergeStorms Jul 2020 #62

What are those pants made of? Reinforced titanium? Roland99 Jul 2020 #60

Guess he can't golf in his girdle cp Jul 2020 #66

Wonder what he shot on the back 9. rateyes Jul 2020 #74

He looks like a fucking lighthouse. TheCowsCameHome Jul 2020 #76

"It's the blimp!" struggle4progress Jul 2020 #77

When is Trump's due date? Larissa Jul 2020 #78

"Lindsey, your balls are over there". LuckyCharms Jul 2020 #81

This message was self-deleted by its author Mosby Jul 2020 #84

Damn. If he keeps eating quarter pounders pretty soon he's going to need ooky Jul 2020 #85