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nolabear

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38. That was worth the read! 🤣

Reply to Brother Buzz (Original post)

Mon Jul 20, 2020, 04:58 PM

Jul 2020

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Welp... It finally happened to me today [View all] Brother Buzz Jul 2020 OP

Good one!! PCIntern Jul 2020 #1

Lol! I heard a different iteration of this, but yours is better. Beakybird Jul 2020 #2

Well, Turbineguy Jul 2020 #3

Ok, that end made me laugh. I do have a real one though. Man came in back in March and all bluster LizBeth Jul 2020 #4

just before the state went to masks i saw few maskless idiots in stores and figured the next time certainot Jul 2020 #29

+1 LizBeth Jul 2020 #32

Awesome and so funny! jimfields33 Jul 2020 #5

Wow, cilla4progress Jul 2020 #6

And were ten people Dave in VA Jul 2020 #7

that was fun... stillcool Jul 2020 #8

Thank you! StarryNite Jul 2020 #9

ROFL malaise Jul 2020 #10

I'll have to remember that one. lpbk2713 Jul 2020 #12

Works every time malaise Jul 2020 #13

that's nicer than my "Shut the fuck up and die already." TeamPooka Jul 2020 #24

I say it better than Miss Manners malaise Jul 2020 #28

My Dad had a similar saying and he rarely swore, so I laughed hysterically when he said it. 33taw Jul 2020 #26

Hehehehehehe malaise Jul 2020 #27

Ok, I startled the cat laughing at that cause my Poppa said that. irisblue Jul 2020 #37

Comes in handy. 33taw Jul 2020 #39

We went shopping today... N_E_1 for Tennis Jul 2020 #11

That's exactly what my Podunk town in California's Sacramento Valley is like Brother Buzz Jul 2020 #16

You should have strangled her with her own leg,... then beat her head with her shoe. magicarpet Jul 2020 #14

That was fun. Sloumeau Jul 2020 #15

In my 58 years, I've kearned to be pretty quick with a "Fuck off." Iggo Jul 2020 #21

I'm going to be 57 and I say the same thing. TeamPooka Jul 2020 #25

Hahaha! cate94 Jul 2020 #17

I've seen that a lot on Facebook kimbutgar Jul 2020 #18

Then you killed her and ate her. Iggo Jul 2020 #19

I hear this music RhodeIslandOne Jul 2020 #20

Not many people appreciate that song was straight out of Nashville - Boots Randolph, Baby! Brother Buzz Jul 2020 #22

Yup, and ended up on a British comedy show to become infamous. RhodeIslandOne Jul 2020 #23

Lol. Nt BootinUp Jul 2020 #30

Thank you leanforward Jul 2020 #31

Thank you for the laugh. Sorely needed. Fortunately, no mask less person has challenged me yEt? niyad Jul 2020 #33

I know you. It coulda happened without the mask. marble falls Jul 2020 #34

It coulda happened without the mask at any other store Brother Buzz Jul 2020 #41

If you want to make it work, tape your eyebrows up in a high arch. You'll look really suprised. marble falls Jul 2020 #43

"Chuckle Award" winner!!!! Well done!! Fla Dem Jul 2020 #35

:) Good one. One kind of fun might close down, but we can always Hortensis Jul 2020 #36

That was worth the read! 🤣 nolabear Jul 2020 #38

DAMN qwlauren35 Jul 2020 #40

Excellent Ill have to use that 👍 Tribetime Jul 2020 #42

Ah, you son of a.......... Guy Whitey Corngood Jul 2020 #44

My response, why don't you mind your own fucking business before I give you something real to whine BannonsLiver Jul 2020 #45