The Con: I read a lot

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6. He meant "I poop a lot"

So he says to me, Sir, he says, Sir...I have to tell you, you poop more than any president, maybe ever. So I thought about it, and said "You know, you're right". I do poop a lot, that I can tell you. I mean, I could poop in the middle of 5th Avenue, and I wouldn't lose any votes! Ivanka? Ivanka honey? Go get daddy something to read in the bathroom honey...