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niyad

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55. We have one in my supermarket.

Reply to LeftInTX (Reply #15)

Fri Aug 7, 2020, 03:26 PM

Aug 2020

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Well, I'm in the hospital [View all] underpants Aug 2020 OP

I read it, and I'm glad you were just funnin' with us. nt spooky3 Aug 2020 #1

ROTFLMAO! Ohiogal Aug 2020 #2

Saw it on the Facebook underpants Aug 2020 #14

Made me laugh out loud. Thanks.😂😂😂😂 Srkdqltr Aug 2020 #3

LOL! You were riding a "Quarter" Horse! MineralMan Aug 2020 #4

Good one lillypaddle Aug 2020 #61

When I was a kid her name was Penny. n/t Harker Aug 2020 #63

! demmiblue Aug 2020 #5

HA! backtoblue Aug 2020 #6

Ha soothsayer Aug 2020 #7

You had me for a minute. blueinredohio Aug 2020 #8

That used to be an old Blonde joke. tavernier Aug 2020 #9

Yep, read it all, and you got me. lark Aug 2020 #10

An oldie, but goodie Brother Buzz Aug 2020 #11

Thanks .... UpInArms Aug 2020 #12

I read the first paragraph, and was very worried..The headline "I 'm in the hospital..." Stuart G Aug 2020 #13

You lost me at unplug the machine..LOL LeftInTX Aug 2020 #15

I saw one the other day. I have never seen a child as joyful as the one riding the "quarter" horse. Midnight Writer Aug 2020 #29

We have one in my supermarket. niyad Aug 2020 #55

My relief that it was just a joke by no means lunatica Aug 2020 #16

Apparently the fishing is good today. GemDigger Aug 2020 #17

Man, I was just winding up to castigate you for the unforgiveable sin of "irresponsibility on horse" hlthe2b Aug 2020 #18

Had me goin' right to the end. Good one, always up for a good laugh. justhanginon Aug 2020 #19

Hilarious malaise Aug 2020 #20

Very funny! Thanks! PCIntern Aug 2020 #21

Thank you for the laugh Bev54 Aug 2020 #22

You Had Me Going! ProfessorGAC Aug 2020 #23

You had me going! Thanks for the entertainment!❤ Karadeniz Aug 2020 #24

Thanks, needed this n/t hibbing Aug 2020 #25

That will teach you to go out of the house!!! Illumination Aug 2020 #26

Yeah no shit... diverdownjt Aug 2020 #87

That's funny. Thanks. I needed that. judesedit Aug 2020 #27

Very funny, thanks. mountain grammy Aug 2020 #28

Ya got me! trof Aug 2020 #30

OMGosh!! You got me!! Alliepoo Aug 2020 #31

good one! do you write books??? demigoddess Aug 2020 #32

No underpants Aug 2020 #35

Haha vercetti2021 Aug 2020 #33

I didn't laugh. NurseJackie Aug 2020 #34

Thanks for the laugh h2ebits Aug 2020 #36

LOL!! peggysue2 Aug 2020 #37

Oh the poor horsey! Lars39 Aug 2020 #38

🚀 underpants Aug 2020 #44

I can just hear you now...I got singed during launch! Lars39 Aug 2020 #46

GoFundMe page for our dear Underpants. klook Aug 2020 #39

After all these years I fall... nolabear Aug 2020 #66

LOL - at least it's an alternate version! (nt) klook Aug 2020 #74

You had me going, right up to the point where the manager at Dollar General came to smirkymonkey Aug 2020 #40

Good stuff! Magoo48 Aug 2020 #41

I did the horse/tequila thing on a real horse once, bareback. panader0 Aug 2020 #42

You and the horse you rode in on Martin Eden Aug 2020 #43

Sorry to hear that. underpants Aug 2020 #45

I couldn't quite get to the ball Martin Eden Aug 2020 #50

You had me up until Dollar General IronLionZion Aug 2020 #47

THAT . . . . hit the spot. Thank you!!! Stinky The Clown Aug 2020 #48

🤣🤣🤣 You deserve every bruise Ferrets are Cool Aug 2020 #49

I've landed in the ER for worse. hunter Aug 2020 #51

OMG! llmart Aug 2020 #52

I hope you wiped that horse down with Lysol and wore a rubber. world wide wally Aug 2020 #53

I am so glad that I had put down my drink! Are you banned from Dollar General? niyad Aug 2020 #54

Darn you!! Roland99 Aug 2020 #56

Yo Semite Sam often had that same problem Gidney N Cloyd Aug 2020 #57

This sums it up for me usually. Open the bridge! I say open the bridge! underpants Aug 2020 #62

OMG, I didn't realize how much I need to smile & laugh today... bluboid Aug 2020 #58

My wife won't let me near tequila without adult supervision NotASurfer Aug 2020 #59

Click bait!! lillypaddle Aug 2020 #60

I needed that today, so "Thank you!" nt Ilsa Aug 2020 #64

You monster. nolabear Aug 2020 #65

That's NOT funny! SergeStorms Aug 2020 #67

I laughed so hard! Silver1 Aug 2020 #68

OK this did actually make me LOL Skittles Aug 2020 #69

Yes! underpants Aug 2020 #70

I felt so badly for you. How could you do that to all of us? Totally Tunsie Aug 2020 #71

Lmao! Catherine Vincent Aug 2020 #72

Hey! mzmolly Aug 2020 #73

Prayers and thoughts, yadda, yadda, yadda. marble falls Aug 2020 #75

I got a little anxiety and a lot of worry when I started reading this. LuckyCharms Aug 2020 #76

Someone else posted this same joke on DU a couple of weeks ago. stopbush Aug 2020 #77

Maybe that's how the Dollar General store guy knew what to do underpants Aug 2020 #79

The mistake was the Tequila. Always stick with Jack Daniels when riding a quarter horse. dgauss Aug 2020 #78

KnR N_E_1 for Tennis Aug 2020 #80

Awesome! cilla4progress Aug 2020 #81

... BumRushDaShow Aug 2020 #82

Brilliant DaBronx Aug 2020 #83

Bastid...rofl BootinUp Aug 2020 #84

you fucking nut CatWoman Aug 2020 #85

Hi Ho Sliver! moondust Aug 2020 #86

I thought Reagan closed all those hospitals ornotna Aug 2020 #88

Haha! Laha Aug 2020 #89

You scared the hell out of me, underpants!!! Then I laughed. nt Nay Aug 2020 #90

Hahaha! MoonRiver Aug 2020 #91

Get well soon! JohnnyRingo Aug 2020 #92